Salted Fish Learn to Play Technology

Chapter 12: You don't understand the despair of getting up at nine

Author's Note
Disclaimer:
Story not mine.
Pictures not mine.
Only the translation is mine.

Sorry in advance for the grammar as it was translated with the use of google mtl.

-----

"...."

Deathly quiet.

Looking at the wall of trophies and certificates in the camera, the live room was quiet, and there was no barrage. At this moment, in addition to marveling, everyone could not speak any other words.

Nuo Lan swept through the trophies and found that there are not only gold medals in all middle school Olympic competitions, but also many other trophies that have been heard or not. Looking at so many trophies, all the previous controversies do not exist. For a player who has achieved the Grand Slam of the International Olympic Competition, what kind of mental arithmetic is probably a basic operation?

After all, one person has won all the gold medals in international Olympic events. This feat has completely exceeded the scope of normal human capabilities.

You have to know that there are twelve different events in the international Olympic competition in middle school, and the difficulty of each door can be called abnormal.

For example, the Philosophy Awards require participants to write an essay in English, French, German or Spanish within 4 hours, and the language of the selected composition cannot be the mother tongue. Can only be considered ordinary.

Therefore, if you want to win the gold awards of these twelve different disciplines at the same time, the difficulty can be imagined. It is no exaggeration to say that this difficulty is no less than winning a Nobel Prize.

In fact, this interview has been carried out here, and it has completely achieved its original purpose.

However, Nuo Lan was completely reluctant to end this interview at this time.

With the professional qualities of a TV station headed by Hua Dan, Nuo Lan was keenly aware of the topic of this interview.

She can be sure that the ratings of this interview will definitely reach an unprecedented height.

Thinking of this, Nuo Lan took a deep breath and continued to ask, "What's the secret of your good performance?"

Hearing this question, Zhang Wei couldn't help thinking for a moment, saying, "The secret is probably to insist on reading a book for half an hour before going to bed every day."

"Ah" Nuo Lan couldn't help but look dull.

'Are you kidding me? Are you sure that reading a book for half an hour before going to bed every day will make me read so little, don't lie to me.'

The barrage is also an ellipsis at this time.

"Everyone is nine-year compulsory education, why are you so good?"

"Zhang Shen, can I touch your trophy"

"It turns out that the secret of Zhang Shen is so good is to read a book for half an hour before going to bed, 2333"

"Believe in your evil, I will read eight hours of books a day if you don't say anything. You tell me that you only need to read half an hour before going to bed."

Nuo Lan was stunned for a while and then asked, "Is it because the reading effect is particularly good before going to bed?"

When everyone heard this, they couldn't help but stunned.

Yes, is there anything special here.

For a time, everyone couldn't help but look forward to waiting for him to give an answer.

However, "the effect is particularly good, but it is not, but I am too lazy to watch at other times, only to sleep for a while before going to bed."

Nolan "..."

Barrage "...."

"Believe in your evil"

"The second battalion commander, pulled Lao Tzu's Italian gun."

"What about my forty meter sword?"

"Do not pretend that we are still friends."

"666, this turn is almost unexpected."

"Hey, demon spirit, I overturned the car, yes, the same place as before."

At this moment the barrage was scorched.

Feeling you read a book for half an hour a day, and then it's already so powerful. How can you call those who study at least ten hours a day?

Nuo Lan didn't know what to say at this time.

'I can't talk anymore.'

For a while, she barely recovered, and hurriedly skipped this topic and continued to ask, "Why did you choose the major of materials engineering and science?"

Hearing this problem, the audience before the live broadcast was suddenly refreshed, looking forward to hear his thoughts.

Zhang Wei pondered for a moment, "Probably because this professional exam needs to be written with the least answers."

Nolan "..."

Barrage "...."

'I can't talk anymore, I can't talk about you at all.'

Nuo Lan now had no idea what to do, except for an embarrassing and polite smile, and she immediately skipped this topic again decisively.

"Before you said on the strongest brain that you are going to participate in the beauty makeup interview, is this true?"

Mentioning this topic, Zhang Wei instantly remembered his unfortunate experience of going to work, and nodded with an unreasonable face.

Nuo Lan and the audience before the live broadcast instantly noticed the change in his expression.

Suddenly they couldn't help but move their hearts.

"You seem a little unhappy, did the interview go smoothly?"

Zhang Wei burst into tears, "It's not very smooth, it's too smooth."

Nolan "..."

Barrage "..."

'Why don't you pretend that you will die?'

Taking a deep breath, Nuo Lan pressed the urge to strangle the goods and continued to ask, "Since the interview was successful, why are you very unhappy? Is it because the other party's salary or position you are not satisfied with?"

Zhang Weiwen couldn't help blinking, "It's okay with these, I just remember, I have to get up at 9 o'clock every day to go to work. And I can't help but want to cry. Can you understand the kind of despair that wakes up early every day?"

Nolan "...'

Barrage "...."

'Understand you are a big headed ghost.'

'The old lady is going to get up and make up before 7 o'clock every day. What did I say? I didn't say despair. You wake up at nine o'clock and dare to say despair.'

The barrage is also an ellipsis at this time.

"Why suddenly want to kill this product?"

"Front +1"

"+2"

"+6666"

"It's heartbreaking"

-----

Date Posted: Aug. 17, 2020
Date Edited: Aug. 31, 2020

If you like it put a 🌟 on it.