Dumb Stories that TURTLE

Dog

Once upon a time... Dog

Dog: Hello I am a dog. I can speak for some reason
Person: Hi I am this dog's owner and he talks for some reason
Cop: What I shall take him and research him or something
Person: Noooooo don't kidnap me or something
Cop: You are coming with me
Dog: Nooo don't take my human
Cop: In the name of dog kind. Humans should not be able to talk.
Dog: Ok
Cop: Yes

In this world dogs talk, and humans bark