hi this is ""payback"" to my friend sigi or mochinu13 because she wrote me a fanfic ab running away with itachi so she gets one of running away with kenma <3
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as the bell rings for class, sigi stares off into her sketchbook as the teacher starts rambling about who knows what.
completely missing the notes of the class, sigi starts doodling whatever comes to mind. her oc, sasunaru, and eventually she starts doodling kenma, from haikyuu.
sigi sighs and rests her head on her hands. closing her eyes for a second, since they need a break from staying up late the previous night.
suddenly, sigi opens her eyes quickly as she hears the teacher say, "okay kenma, you can sit next to sigi. sigi raise your hand please."
sigi couldn't believe it, kenma?!? he's a new student at her school?!? sigi raises her hand a bit shyly, she wasn't prepared to socialize with the boy. the quiet boy hesitantly walks over to the empty seat next to sigi, quietly pulling out his phone.
sigi spends the rest of her class just zoning out, every now and again glancing at kenma and pinching herself just in case it was a dream. as the bell rings, signaling class is over, sigi gets up to leave.
before leaving the classroom, sigi feels a soft tug onto her shirt sleeve.
"um exuse me,,, are you,,, sigi?" kenma asks, unable to make eye contact with the girl
sigi nods "umm, yeah," she responded.
"w-well then sigi,, you would have to come with me," kenma says, grabbing her by the hand as he takes her out of the building
see, a normal human being wouldn't have done that and tried to escape, but since it was kenma, he had sigi's full consent.
"you see sigi,,," kenma says once they make it outside "i was sent by our god Robert Uzumaki to come save you from your school,,,"
sigi gasps and smiles brightly. she knew it was a good idea to convert to Robert Uzumaki. she was truly grateful for this blessing he gave her. kenma takes her hand again as they start walking back to his house.
suddenly about halfway through town, the racist homophobic white boys start chasing after the two, slowly catching up to them.
"oh no kenma- what are we going to do?!?" sigi asks in desperation. she knows what these boys are capable of, being added to countless school groupchats with them and having them be racist homophobes.., sigi could only imagine what they could do in person.
suddenly, a huge sanrio reaction meme appeared in front of the white boys.
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"W-WHA, S-SINCE WHEN DOES HELLO KITTY KNOW WHAT MY PP LOOKS LIKE" the white boys scream in terror.
kenma fiddles with his phone for another second before another sanrio reaction meme shows up
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sigi could feel the white boys ego deflate as they just got defeated by two hello kitty reaction memes. they run back to school screaming in pure chaos, leaving kenma and sigi alone once again.
she looks at kenma in awe as he flashes her a sweet smile back. the two hold hands again as they make it to kenma's house. the two decide to spend the rest of their lives together, cuddling, playing with kitties, and playing video games.
the end <3
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wow i haven't written a fanfic iN yEaRs i hope this passes ur standards sigi <3 ily sm sigi :)
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