Harley Quinn X Male Reader (Two-Shot)

Chapter 1: A Thug and a Clown Princess

(A's) P.O.V.

Arkham Asylum. A place and prison for dangerous and sadistic criminals. The police have locked up Harley Quinn after Joker died. But elsewhere, the guard is also escorting another new inmate. A dangerous and violent thug named (Y/N).

(Y)'s P.O.V.

I am being escorted to my cell by a guard.
'Here you go, scumbag.' Said the guard. 'Here is your cell.'
The guard shoves me inside the cell and he locks up the door.
'You'll be here for a long time.' Said the guard. 'Now everybody in Gotham will be safe from you and your desire to inflict pain and suffering.'
I turned to face the guard and smirked.
'That makes me feel better and happy.' I sneered.
'Son of a.....' Said the guard.
'Nothing wrong with hearing the satisfying sound of my fists to the face and the sound of broken noses and teeth and seeing the blood drip from the innocent.' I said in a sinister tone.
'You're messed up in the head, pal!' Said the guard. 'And you even helped Harley Quinn escape.'

'Yeah.' I said. 'Couldn't turn her down.'
'You're screwed, pal!' Said the guard. And he leaves.

I sat alone in my cell, remembering Harley promising me to get me out after I helped her escape.

Shortly I heard loud noises, the thumping sounds and shouting.

Then the wall explodes behind me and I saw a muscular hulking figure.
'Bane?!' I said.
'Yes.' Said Bane. 'Miss Harley sent me here to bust you out.'
'About time.' I said.

*Timeskip*

I finally escaped from Arkhan Asylum, tired but away from guards.
I was covered in mud. But it didn't slow me down.
But then, someone calls me.
'Hey! You're that (Y) guy that Harley was talking about?' Asked the voice.
I saw it was one of Harley Quinn's henchmen.
'Yeah?' I said.
'Good, come on.' Said the henchman.

Once I arrived at the hidden location, I waited until Harley Quinn emerged into the light to see me.
'Heya, (Y).' Said Harley. 'Told you I got you outta that hellhole called Arkham.'
'Actually, Bane got me out.' I replied.
'I know.' Said Harley. 'I sent him to get ya.'
'Thanks, Harley.' I said.
'Anyway, you look a mess.' Said Harley.
'I know.' I said. And I headed towards the showers.

(Harley Quinn's P.O.V.)

As (Y) heads to the showers, I returned to my quarters. I went through (Y)'s criminal record.
'Wow.' I said. '(Y)'s a former MMA fighter? Had his MMA license revoked because he blatantly assaulted a referee?'
I looked further.
'Assault, robbery, assault and battery, attempted murder.' I said. 'He will make a great ally to my plans.'
'Your plans?' Said (Y) as he entered my quarters wearing nothing but his pants. I blushed.
'Have you thought of knocking?' I asked.

(Y)'s P.O.V.

I closed the door.
'My apologies, Harley.' I said.
'What are doing?' Harley asked me.
'Where are the hair clippers?' I asked.

Harley gives the clippers and I went and cut my hair short and shaved my beard off. I used a razor to remove my stubble.
Harley stroked my face.
'Much better.' Said Harley. 'Your skin is smooth as a baby's butt.'
'First time you saw a hunky guy, huh?' I asked.
Harley moved her hands from my shoulders down to my chest and to my abdomen.
'You work out?' Asked Harley.
'Yeah.' I replied.
'I see.' Said Harley. 'I bet you got hit on by another girl, huh?'
'Why do you ask?' I said.
Harley walked towards me, as she got close, I felt her huge, soft breasts pressing to my chest.
'Wanna gimme your lovin'?'Asked Harley. When she breathed on me, her scent of her breath was sweet and warm.
'But what about the Joker?' I asked.
'Come on, (Y).' Harley said. 'Mr. J may be gone, but you need to help me get my revenge on Bats!'
'Is this what you are talking about?' I said. 'Help you get payback on Batman?'
'He took my Mr. J away from me!' Harley said. 'And BATS IS GONNA PAY!!'
Harley walked to her desk and started crying.
I walked to Harley and put my hand on her shoulder.
'You want my help to deal with Batman?' I said, 'You got it.'
Harley smiled wickedly. 'Good choice.' She said.

Then she kissed me on the lips, her plump lips were soft. Quickly, she broke away from the kiss.
'What was that about?' I asked.
'Just a little taste of things to come,' Said Harley.
I walked out of her quarters with a grin on my face.
'Harley, you're such hot stuff.' I said to myself.

(Harley's P.O.V)

'One day, (Y).' I said. 'You will be my puddin' and we will be together. You may not be Mr. J. But you're damn hot.

End of Chapter.

Stay tuned for the lemon.