"I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no freaking way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the heck can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college-ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that stuff up in 2 seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say "oh shoot I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you."
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RandomWARNING: THIS BOOK CONTAINS FUNNY MATERIAL. IF YOU ARE ALLERGIC, DO NOT READ. I mention khomar001 (Karissa), Megansparkelz (Megan), and jkc11501 (Jade) in here. It's approved by my younger brother. Comment anything funny. I may give you a shoutout...