all for me ; kuroo tetsuro

𝐂𝐡𝐚𝐩𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝟏

8:11 pm

You

omg

ANSWER THE FUCKING PHONE

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who's this ?

You
it's the only friend u have

got new lingerie

from that place u told me to order from

wanna see i look hot asf

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yea sure show me

You

fr?

*insert image here*

SEEEEEEE

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woah

yea u look amazing

You

ikr

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oh and btw

i'm not whoever u think ur talking to

appreciate the pictures tho

You

wdym

stop playing around who ru
read

9:36 pm

You

did u seriously leave me on read u creep

the nerve

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sorry sorry

u asked who i was ?

You
yea i just sent my nudes to a random
can you at least delete them and act like it never happened

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do u always send pics to random numbers?
u don't have to worry i won't share your pics

You
listen
i genuinely thought u were my friend

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do u always send nudes to ur friends then?

You
ihy shut up
weirdo

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yea sorry
who sent nudes to a random number again?
i forgot

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i know you don't know me but i can promise you i won't do anything with the pics u sent
u are rlly pretty tho
just saying

You
...
thanks?
it's weird coming from a random that pretended to be my friend

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well nobody's forcing you to talk to me yk
delete my number no hard feelings
i'd still get to see ur photo anyway

You
you just said u wouldn't share it.
u might be an old creep but i'm bored

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just bc i said u wouldn't share it doesn't mean ill stop looking at it

You
creep

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u mind telling ur name ?

You
so u can come and kill me in my sleep?
it's y/n

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Y/n
pretty name
You
what's ur name old creep

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Tetsuro Kuroo

You
u rlly think im that dumb
to where i'd believe i'm talking to kuroo
ur parents are weird for naming you after him.

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yea 100% i do think you're that dumb
being that i have ur pic
remember?

You
ouchh
ur not kuroo cut the crap

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believe what you'd like

You
whatever i'm going to sleep

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night

Kuroo's sighs and turns in his rolling chair. "Hm," he  says thinking to himself silently, index and thumb
"Yo kenma!" Kuroo calls, his friend in the office room closest to him.
"What?" Responds Kenma not even bothering to move from his seat. "Don't what me, come here asshole!" Kuroo can hear the dragged sigh his friend let's out before seeing him at the doorway, face
"Could you do me a favor and find out who she is?"
Kuroo says pointing to the picture you mistakenly sent. Yea he did promise to you to not share the picture but this was important. He just wanted to get to know you. So if he had to break a promise to do just a little stalking, well not really stalking per say. You'd understand sooner or later.
"..."
"Kuroo you're a fucking weirdo, give me your phone you creep," Kenma says studying the scandalous picture you sent, helping his friend out despite going on and on about his weird behaviors
"I'm serious Kuroo you gotta stop with- whatever the fuck you do when you choose a girl to obsess over then throw her away like she's nothing. it's- it's fucking sick." Kenma says while he's now on his laptop, quickly searching through your social media profiles and everything about you that you have to the public.
"Kenma, you tell me all this yet here you are...helping me with my newest conquest." Kuroo says leaning in the back of his chair with a slight chuckle to his voice.
Kenma knows that. I mean he's known Kuroo since the beginning of his high school year, he knows his best friend and his 'best' habits. His friend is pretty normal. No really, there's nothing wrong with Kuroo, at least that's what Kenma thinks. Having knowing him for so long he's never really thought of his behavior as anything he should do something about. All he wants to do is help his friend in the many ways Kuroo has helped him. Since high school, Kuroo has had a habit of finding things, things to grow a strong liking to, then obsess over, then fall madly in love with this thing, and eventually discard of it when he gets bored. These things vary from something as simple as a kind of food, maybe a new shampoo, to his romantic partners. He likes it this way. Kuroo enjoys new things, he loves to love. And if that means he has to break a few hearts to do so then, so be it.
"I sent you her info, just please- please don't do anything, I don't know stupid okay? Kenma says.
He cares for his best friend, that's why Kenma gave Kuroo you're personal information. From your first and last name, to the elementary school you attended, right? Yea, that's exactly why, he's just trying to be a good friend.
That's all.

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