Techno stabbed a nerd, he was happy. The nerd melted into nerd goop which he shoved in his mouth and ate, it was good. He smiled at the rest of the orphans and nerds.
"Don't be scared of me, I can give you lots of free candy." He cooed
"Buh-but w-wh-what ab-b-out o-our friend?" The nerd asked
Techno smiled, "Why my dear he simply went with me and got lots of candy in my basement! Come with me and you can be just with him eating candy!"
"Ohhh that makes sense, lets go!" The nerd smiled happily
"Of course! Hop in my white van that has a clown to keep you entertained and we'll head right to my house and all of you ner-kids can eat all the candy you want!" Techno smiled a warm smile secretly hoping none of them were french majors.
"Okay! But you should know something about me, I majored in every subject in collage including reverse physiology and french!" The nerd looked up to Techno with a proud smile and Techno stared back with a death glare.
"HOW. DID. YOU. KNOWWWWW!" Techno screamed
"Well, you see I mastered the art of Sun Tzu reverse physiology and figured out that your greatest weakness was french so, OUI OUI BAGUETTE!" Techno screamed, then ran away from the nerds and orphans for once and for all because of a 1000000 IQ nerd saying "Yes yes bread."
THE END
This is just a buncho writing exercises I might update bye I need to improve writing bye
