Bald Kurapika x hamster wonder pet

Introduction

"Who-" Kurapika sputtered
"Hush now. WONDER PETS WONDER PETS SAY HURRAY." The hamster exclaimed. Kurapika steadied himself, adjusting his hat.
"I am hamster wonder pet." The creature explained. "And you are?"
"Kurapika, of the bald variation to be exact."
"They held eyes for just a moment, both blushing intensely. "Would you like to go drink the blood of our enemies together?" Hamster wonder pet asked, grabbing kurapika's hand.
"Why- yes;) if you count as an enemy. 😉"