"I'm tired."

"Sleep."

"But I have to get this paper done."

"Sleep."

"But it's due tomorrow and I've barely started."

"Sleep."

"It's gotta be eight pages long and I only have two pages done."

"Sleep."

"Okay, fine."

"..."

"..."

"Why the fuck are you sleeping, you have a paper to do, you piece of shit, it's due tomorrow, go do your fucking work."

"Okay! Okay!"

"..."

"..."

"Why the fuck are you still awake."

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