A Hero in Another World (BNHA X KONOSUBA)

Axis Cult and Date

-yo
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-Arcanteria-
'izuku and the gang just got done, dealing with the runners now they're infront of the, Town Of The Hotsprings and, the home of the people in the axis cult'

Aqua: welcome! To Arcanteria! *Puts hands in the air*

Izuku: *ignores aqua* cool I guess..

Aqua: gah! *Frozen like a statue*

Kazuma: *walks towards izuku* its very watery, too..

Aqua: *Crack on the aqua statue*

M,C,Y,W *Walks by aqua* lame/i guess.../*nods/ hmm..

Aqua: *cracks more*

Darkness: i worship,the goddess eris, so I'll show off my badge on my armor, and oh yeah *walks away* the two looks amazing!

Aqua: *starts getting happy* darkness! I kno-

Darkness: the outside, atleast..

Aqua: GAH! *limps to the ground*

Izuku: lets just go find an inn, i want to sleep..

Everyone: agreed..

-Timeskip-
-Axis Cult inn-
'izuku and the gang, bought an inn room for each one of them, for two days, izuku goes and visits every room and, it was clear as day that izuku had the best room'

Darkness: where do you think, aqua is?

Izuku: maybe, trying to make the axis cult people worhship her..

-Meanwhile-
'aqua is shown standing infront of some axis cult member, claiming she's the goddess of water aqua'

Axis cult 1: Your not! Lady aqua! Her hair is more blue than that!

Axis cult 2: yeah! And lady aqua has panties on!

Aqua: w-wait i am the real goddess of water!

Axis cult 1: that's it get her!

'then almost every, axis Cult member is, chasing aqua around the town'

Aqua: WAHH! *RUNS* IZUKU IZUKU! KAZUMA!

-Meanwhile-
'izuku and kazuma is, seen getting ready for mixed bath'

Izuku and kazuma: *sneeze*

Izuku and kazuma: woo.. guess its allergy season..

Izuku and kazuma: why are you copying me?!

Izuku: nvm im just really excited *takes off shirt* you know?

Kazuma: yeah *turns to you* Yo- what the fck?... Izuku your ripped...

Izuku: perv.. didn't know you swung that way kazuma.. got to tell darkness..

Kazuma: Don't you dare! And no I'm not gay! Im just complementing you on your body and your muscles- and yeah now its starts getting weird.. I'm sorry

Izuku: no worries, bro even if, i told darkness that, i bet you she would be turned on..

Kazuma: hmm.. yeah.. no lie..

Izuku: *sigh* lets just enter the mixed bath..

Kazuma: Ola..

-Mixed bath-
'kazuma and izuku, sat on the hot springs feeling the good good water'

Izuku: *sigh* yep this is the life!

Kazuma: you said it..

'then kazuma noticed a, red haired girl on the distance, and started going to her, while izuku was just chilling'

*Splash* *Splash*

Izuku: hmm? *Opens eyes* wow..

Megumin: hey izuku!..

Chris: heyya!

Izuku: hello you two, how's it been on the trip here in axel?

Megumin: horrible

Chris: absolutely..

Izuku: woah.. really?

C,M: *nods*

Megumin: the people on the axis cult, keeps bugging us on joining the Axis cult..

Chris: they're basically forcing us to join..

Izuku: don't worry I'll take you two on a date tomorrow, so lets just relax now..

M,C: really?!

Izuku: yep..

-Timeskip tomorrow-
'izuku is seen on his adventurers, outift not his hero outfit'

Izuku: well girls you ready?

C,M: Hai!

'then they started, looking around the axis cult, and much to the suprise of izuku, it was actually not that bad.. magumin and Chris was, saying it was bad here'

Izuku: its not actually bad..

M,C: wait for it..

Elder Axis cult: hello young man!

Izuku: hmm?

M,C: oh no

Elder Axis cult: are you intere-

Izuku: already have a grandpa don't need another one *walks away*

M,C: 'oof'

Thot axis cult: hey bab-

Izuku: im taken *keeps walking*

M,C: 'bigger oof'

Child axis cult: *sniff* hey mr stranger are y-

Izuku: i don't have plans to have kids.. *keeps walking*

M,C: oh...

'this just keeps going and going, until they reached a lake, and they spot a dude with a lot of soap looking at the river, and chanting a saying.. but izuku didn't give a sht, so they decided to just go back to the inn'

-Inn-
'izuku is seen, sleeping and with megumin and chris watching him.., while kazuma is dealing with a crying aqua meanwhile, yunyun, darkness and wiz is playing uno'

Wiz: Uno!

Yunyun: again?!

Darkness: *tick mark* ARGH! WHY DO I KEEP LOSING

'because of darkness screaming, izuku wakes up, and looks like he'll kill someone'

Everyone: 'oh crap'

Izuku: WHO THE ACTUAL FCK?! JUST YELLED?!

Everyone: 'oh sht'

*Door slams open*

Random: please help us the wate-

Izuku: AIR BULLET! *hits the dude square in the face* now..

Everyone: *shivers* ....

Izuku: i will not be cooking for you guys for a month... *Walks out*

Everyone: NOOO! wait.. his food is actually really good.. NOOO!

-meanwhile with izuku-
'izuku is seen going into the hotsprings, to only see the hotsprings look purple'

Izuku: the heck happened here? *Sniff* smells like poison.. and slime.. oh this is gonna be interesting..

-jayden out