Disclaimer: This whole thing will be in script format, so no complaining, dummies!
Sophie: Lalalaladeeda. I can't believe Mr Fork 1 is dead :( the things with the Neverseen are really picking up. I feel like I really need something to distract me.
Sophie: Oh I know I need a new waifu. Silveny wasn't cutting it and I hear she hooked up with some dude so I guess I should go search for one.
Sophie's Inner Voice: There's only one true waifu.
Sophie: Wtf was that. Well I guess it doesn't really matter XD time to find a waifu!!!!
Sophie: Hey Dex do you want to be my husbando?
Dex: Yeah sure honey buns.
Sophie: Kk let's make out real quick.
Dex: ...
Sophie:
Dex:
Sophie: ...
Dex: *attempts to kiss and falls onto a table*
Sophie: Okay cya I'm gonna go find a new waifu....
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Sophie: Oh my mcshizzles, look at those hot teal eyes. Please very attractive person will you be my husbando?
Fitz: Sureeee
Sophie: Wait really?
Fitz: Yes. Someone said you'd make the perfect waifu ;)
Sophie: That's epic. Okay cool bye husbando!! <3 <3
10 seconds later:
Fitz: Oh what the mcnuggets. Why are you with Keefe? You cheated on me you little thot. I hope you die alone you @#$%^&$ *@&#*%(.
Sophie: Well that didn't go well...
Sophie: ...
Sophie: What did I learn from this???
Sophie: I mean... there really is only one thing left to do here...
Sophie: ...
Sophie: Guess I should find a new waifu!1!!1!
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Sophie's Quest to Find a Waifu/Husbando
RomanceSophie is having lots of trouble finding a waifu or husbando ;CCCCC They all seem to end up with grisly fates - one gets kidnapped, another cheats on Sophie with two people, and one is even her spicy hot mama! What will Sophie do? Will she ever be...
