Sophie's Quest to Find a Waifu/Husbando

Rejections

Sophie: So first my waifu got kidnapped by the Neverseen, and then I found out that my new waifu already had a waifu...

Sophie:

Sophie's inner voice: Why are you ignoring what's right in front of you, you stupid b*

Sophie: Shut up, dumb inner voice! I know what I have to do! I must find a new waifu!!!

Sophie: Hey Stina do you want to be my waifu???

Stina: #%@* off you dirty piece of *#&@.

Sophie:

Sophie: Wylie do you want to be my husbando???

Wylie: Sorry I already have a waifu (points at Linh)

Sophie: My waifu already had two waifus???? Whytfdoesthiskeephappeningtome? ;(

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Sophie: Why I never can find the right waifu ;( They all - other than my hot emo husbando - have turned out to be nothing but thots in the end :(

*Sophie turns to see Biana casually strolling on her walk*

Sophie: Those hot teal eyeballs!11!! But on a spicy hottie! What a babe omg. Baby, do you want to be my waifu?

Biana: Sure, babycakes.

Sophie: Yay!!! We'll be together forever waifu!

1 day later...

Biana: I'm sorry babycakes I cannot be your waifu anymore.

Sophie: Why??? :,(

Biana: (holds up iggy) Because I found a husbando. And he is way hotter than you lol.

Sophie: Darnit ;( I guess Iggy just really is the sexiest creature alive...

Sophie: I can't believe I just lost my waifu again. And to my backstabbing pet too :,(

I wonder why this keeps happening.

Sophie's inner voice: Because you keep asking the wrong people, you-

Sophie: *gasp* Inner voice, you're right! I am asking the wrong people! I should be asking... Councillor Oralie! She's such a spicy hot mama.

Sophie: Oralie hottie... Will you be my waifu? ;)

Oralie: Uh... s u r e, Sophie dear!

Sophie: Yessss! I have a hot babe waifu now!!!!

5 minutes later

Oralie: I am sorry Sophie, I cannot be your waifu. :(

Sophie: Sorry Iggy's taken if you wanted him-

Oralie: No, I literally can't be your waifu or we'd be incest. Sophie, I'm your spicy hot mom.

Sophie: 😳

Sophie: I can't believe my waifu was actually my mom. Who the $&@# could see this coming. Why do all my waifus end up breaking up with me??? ;((((

What do I do now???

Sophie's Inner Voice: Well, if you were paying attention, you would be-

Sophie: Oh right!!! I'm supposed to fight the Neverseen in Loamnore rn!!! Maybe I can get my hot emo husbando back!!1!11!

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