Sophie: Telepathy powers, deactivate!!!
Lady Gisela: $&@*^ why the f were u flirting with my son super telepathy form!!!???
Sophie: *gasp* how u know???
Lady Gisela: well everytime u do say telepathy powers activate... smh
Sophie: oh, yeah right. I have no idea why I keep doing that
Sophie: but that doesn't matter!!!! Why did you do that to the bag you monster
Lady Gisela: There's nothing you can do about it #%@%*! And you and all your previous waifus are all gonna die or some %#*@!!! (points at all the unconscious bodies on the ground)
Sophie: nooooooo!!!! Not my former waifus!!!
Lady Gisela: They deserve to die. After all they are nothing but thots.
Sophie: How dare you call them thots you filthy alicorn killer. You are the only thot here.
Lady Gisela: Lol like I care, you lose and I win - and it's not like there's a convenient plot device-y way to get out of this situation!1!!!1
Keefe: Lol yes there is
Sophie: Kiev!!! Are you communicating to me from the afterlife???
Keefe: I'm not dead idiot.
Sophie: oh yeah, right. I forgot about that part lol
Keefe: Sophie, unleash your super saiyan protagonist powers!!
Sophie's Inner Voice: Sophie, own that filthy alicorn killer
Sophie: Guess what, boomer?
Lady Gisela: Hm?
Sophie: V i b e c h e c k
*grabs Keefe and teleports away while sticking up her middle finger*
Lady Gisela:
Lady Gisela: Well $@#%.
Lady Gisela: At least I still have the others-
*Fitz walks in with sunglasses, grabs everyone, and leaves*
Lady Gisela: What the #*@%
Sophie's Inner Voice: And so, everyone lived happily ever after until the next book. Except for Sophie, that is, who was still trying to figure out a way to wake Keefe up from his coma early.
Sophie: #%@* you
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Sophie's Quest to Find a Waifu/Husbando
RomanceSophie is having lots of trouble finding a waifu or husbando ;CCCCC They all seem to end up with grisly fates - one gets kidnapped, another cheats on Sophie with two people, and one is even her spicy hot mama! What will Sophie do? Will she ever be...
