Undertale Oneshots

3 - Innocent Frisk

I'm sorry, I can just imagine some of these situations. BTW these aren't connected.

~One~

Everyone was sitting around the living room doing there own thing. 

Frisk, who was drawing on a piece of paper suddenly had a random question pop up into her head.

She walked over to Sans, who was almost asleep on the couch, and shook him so he would be fully awake.

"Sans, I have a question?" Frisk asked rather loudly and this gained everyone's attention.

"uh, sure kiddo," Sans replied nervously aware of all the eyes on their conversation.

"What would happen if you got a papercut?" Frisk asked curiously.

Sans was silence for a bit. "dunno kiddo, tibia honest, skeletons can't get a papercut, our bones are too tough."

"What about stubbing your toe or tripping over or getting sick, I always lose one or more hp during those events," Frisk stated.

"uhhhhhhhhhhh, why do you ask?" Sans asked nervously.

"Because I want to know how you live with only one fricken HP!" Frisk yelled. 

Everybody turned to Sans with a worried face except Papyrus who looked as if he would intervene if his brother told him to.

"wow kid, i was trying to keep my low hp to myself, now everyone knows," Sans said in his casual voice but as he spoke Frisk could feel their sins crawling down their spine. "anyway, i'm gonna sleep, night kid."

Sans laid back down on the couch and everyone went back to doing their things, occasionally glancing at the sleeping skeleton to make sure he was really okay but their guard of him just gained.

~Two~

Sans was over at Toriel's place with Frisk. Then Frisk remembered something.

"Sans! What would've happened if you never made that promise with Toriel?" Frisk asked Sans loudly.

"dunno, i did make the promise so i guess i'll never know," Sans replied casually.

"But when you took me to dinner in the underground you told me you would have killed me," Frisk whined. 

Toriel starred at Sans half shocked by this.

"welp, i gotta go, paps needs his bedtime story, bye," Sans said as he quickly walked out of the door.

"You get your bony butt back here!" Toriel yelled at Sans angrily.

~Three~

"Sans! I never asked but why does your eye glow?" Frisk asked Sans one time when everyone was around.

"uh, it's a skeleton thing," Sans replied casually, not even opening his eyes to look at Frisk.

"Can Paps do it to?" Frisk asked excitedly. 

"OF COURSE I CAN!" Papyrus exclaimed, both his eyes glowed orange. "I'M ACTUALLY SURPRISED YOU'VE SEEN SANS' EYE GLOW. HE TRIES NOT TO DO IT MUCH."

"Why does both of your eyes glow but only one of Sans'?" Frisk asked.

"'cause my bro is so much cooler than me," Sans stated.

"S-Sans, the only way a-a skeleton w-would have o-one glowing eye would b-be if the e-eye got c-cracked or b-broken," Alphys said and she walked up to Sans and checked his eye.

"fine, i hit my head on a wall when i was younger, i'm quite clumsy, there's no scar so you don't need to check," Sans admitted as he struggled away from Alphys. 

"Oh ok, then can I also know about your Gaster Blasters?" Frisk asked and all eyes fell on Sans. 

"nope, i'm going to grillby's, bye!" Sans stated and teleported out of there.

~Four~

"Hey Papyrus!" Frisk happily greeted as she ran up to the tall skeleton.

"HELLO HUMAN FRISK," Papyrus replied.

"I wanted to know who you're parents were?" Frisk asked and at this Sans spat out his coffee and started coughing. The question gained everyone's attention. 

"I'M SORRY HUMAN FRISK BUT I DO NOT REMEMBER MY PARENTS, AS FAR BACK AS I COULD REMEMBER SANS HAD TAKEN CARE OF ME," Papyrus explained as he went and helped his brother whos coughing fit had died done.

"Then do you remember them Sans?" Frisk asked.

"why do you wanna know kiddo?" Sans replied.

"Because I know something about everyone's past except yours. In fact, the closest thing I got was that you just showed up one day in Snowdin," Frisk explained impatiently.

"well, sorry to disappoint but it's not really something i like talking about, brings back..." Sans' eyes went dark and he grew silent for a second before returning to normal, "...memories. anyways, i gotta go to work, see ya kid!"

And with that, Sans was gone.

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Hey, I hope you enjoyed these little things. Sorry it took so long to write. Bye!