damage || (𝘵𝘦𝘤𝘩𝘯𝘰𝘣𝘭𝘢𝘥𝘦 × 𝘰𝘤!𝘨𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘳 𝘯𝘦𝘶𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘭)

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9th September 2018

"No problem," with that, he left.

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"Yes, alright, I'm going to return it to the right place. Don't worry~ I won't commit the 1994 Karamay Fire to your dorm."

"Dave, we're more likely that we recreate the 1906 Dundee Fire than the Karamay Fire, you do know that right."

"Woah, I'm not that rich, Elon Musk. I can't even buy 1 bottle of Jack Daniel's—"

"And you can't just be a communist reformist and revive communism in America."

"Fair enough, but you could still flex on your sugar baby earnings."

"Dave! For the last time, I am not a sugar baby! I just work really hard to get my money through making essays for frat boys who do not possess any decent grammatical skills and are not struggling middle classes. They just blurt out their money as long as their daddy's are looking at straight A's essay in their report cards— Look the main point is, just put the book on the shelf above my desk, okay?"

"Yes, Capt."

"Good, I need to go back to my jog now."

"Lmao, since when do you even jog? Aren't you like a nerd or something?"

"I am but I can't keep being a hermit, my back legit is screaming in pain. Okay got to go now, by now, love."

Whilst the conversation is progressing, Eden hung up on Dave. Dave found himself frustrated and suspended in anxiety. This will be the first time he entered Eden's dorm without any of her presence. Worst of all, he hadn't taken his ADHD pills today. He just ran out yesterday and he scheduled to have them delivered tomorrow. He is now standing and trembling in front of Eden's doorway.

"Well, I better call Eden again just in case," he dialed her number once more.

"Dave? Yes, I told you you could come into the place and remember to put it there. And, please stop calling me, you called me for the fourteenth time today."

"Okay, but are you sure that I'm trusted to go into your place alone and without taking my ADHD meds?"

"Yes! It's fine! For the last time, goodbye," they hung up and leaving Dave frustrated once more.

"Okay, Dave, bring out your inner Techno. Technoblade, the blood god. You got this, you're the one who has the world record holder for cyberbullying children in bedwars. And somehow, you still survive to this day. Oh, you know what, that's some shiny doorknob." Suffice to say that Dave played and examined that doorknob for 10 minutes, giving him weird glances from people passing by. Dave couldn't resist the temptation of a wandering mind being surrounded by infinite wonders. He just can't. A sudden alarm rang him out of that trapped world. He came back to reality and tried to see who was calling him. It was Eden.

"Dave, have you returned my book yet?"

"What book?"

"My book that you were supposed to return an hour ago?"

"Oh."

"Dave, I shit you not, do it now."

Once more, he tried to focus and put back his phone in his pocket. A sharp inhale could be heard and an opened door sound could be heard. This is it, he was alone at Eden's apartment. He gathered up his courage, putting all of his focus on one thing, one thing in particular, which is... wait, what am I doing here again and why am I in Eden's apartment? Dave thought to himself. At that moment, his whole body began to tingle and he felt as if he just AFK on his own body.