𝔚𝔬𝔫𝔡𝔢𝔯𝔩𝔞𝔫𝔡 - 𝔍𝔬 𝔍𝔦𝔫𝔥𝔬

~Jabberwocky~

"I AM the right Y/N! This is MY dream, remember?"

"That's the spirit! She is the right Y/N and I'm sure of it, she's just gaining back her muchiness... But we're going to see absolem anyway." He clapped his hands and instructed everyone to follow him, you tried to walk along too but barely could with your current height. JJ gave you another cookie that brings you back to your natural height and you walked along with him. "Stay with me, we can't have you wondering off can we? It's too risky with the jabberwocky flying around."

But what actually is a Jabberwocky? Is it an animal? Is it a thing, a person, a word? JJ held onto your hand and made sure you didn't run away even though you wouldn't. His hand feels soft and... Like any hand would feel really but its unpleasant having a crazy guy in a world underground that just sang a song with a hare and threw a rabbit across a hedge now holding your hand with a dodo, a little white mouse, two weird looking twins and a hare follow behind you both. "Can you just not do that please? It would be nice."

He stopped in his tracks and slowly turned to look at you with his eyebrows furrowed, everyone else kept walking and ended up in front of you both, still walking ahead "Huh? Not do what? I'm not doing anything, you earth people are weird."

"EARTH PEOPLE?! What are you aliens or something. Just... Don't catch my hand!" you yanked your hand out of his grasp and ran to Mallykmum and walked next to her instead, bad decision, she's worse but she's better in the sense that she doesn't hold peoples hands. "Mallykmum, I'm going to talk to you instead of JJ, okay? I get that you think I'm not the real Y/N but at least you don't hold my hand and stand so close that I can feel your bodily heat and smell all of the tea that you've been drinking."

She crinkled her little forehead in confusion and started to climb up to your leg, making her way up your arm and onto your shoulder "Whats that supposed to mean? We all drink tea here, you don't like it? Or is it that you don't like heat OH OH or is it that you have a fear of hands. GOTCHA! I'll tell JJ right away." She slid down your sleeve and jumped off half way down, doing a double flip in the air and landing onto the ground like a little super hero. "Don't worry fake Y/N, I'll tell him for you." She evilly chuckled and started to run towards JJ and with that you knew this would be one long day.

5 minutes latter

You admired the woods of the wonderland that surrounded you as you walked along. 30% of the trees are replaced with mushrooms and all of the creatures are something silly yet amazing at the same time, such as rocking horse flies, bread butterflies and lets not forget cats that can disappear into a dark smokey cloud. Various sounds echoed through the woods and you could hear them all, the ruffling of the bushes, the footsteps of the others behind you, Mallykmum's giggling, many animals in the trees and plants, the flowers talking amongst themselves and JJ walking right beside you- JJ walking RIGHT. BESIDE. YOU. Doesn't he know of personal space or a 'space bubble'?

"So Mallykmum told me you have a fear of hands. I'm sorry about that, I won't do it again, I promise." Really? He's taking her seriously?

"You're doing it right now! You keep touching me, breathing on me, holding my hand and standing right next to me, QUIT IT! AND- Hey... Why does it smell like smoke? IS THAT YOU? One minute you smell like tea and now smoke?!"

"No, it's Absolem, he's just around the corner. Anyways, you were saying."

"YES! I was saying: That's another thing! You get so close that I can smell your clothes, your hair, your breath, that little tea stain on your left sleeve, EVERYTHING. The main problem is you holding my hand though. Do you think you're my boyfriend or something? You're not and never will be by the way so don't get any ideas."