𝗦𝗢𝗙𝗜𝗔 [𝗾𝘂𝗶𝗻𝗻 𝗳𝗮𝗯𝗿𝗮𝘆]

𝟏𝟎.

Mercedes walked into glee club.
Sam pulled her aside.
"I know you're cheating on me with Quinn."
"Am not," Mercedes said.
"You are," Sam replied angrily.
"At Breadstix, you two were all over each other."
Mercedes stopped and raised an eyebrow.
"How do you know what we did at Breadstix?"
"Uh..." Sam stuttered.
"Sam, believe me, we're just friends."
"Friends who kiss? I don't think so."
Mercedes growled at him,
"Go ask Quinn if you don't believe me."
She stormed away.

"What?" Quinn asked, pretending to be shocked.
"You think your girlfriend is cheating on you with me?"
Sam nodded.
"Does your Justin Bieber haircut cut off blood flow to your brain?" Quinn snapped.
"Obviously I was warming up Mercedes's lips for her. She had hypothermia.
You wouldn't want Mercedes to die, would you?"
Sam shook his head.
"You're lucky I was there. I took her to my house, we made out, and it saved her life."
Sam sighed and went back to his seat, feeling like an idiot.