'Drops of water make an ocean'. It's strange how tiny things can lead to monumental changes. Just like the pieces of a puzzle, that finally make a beautiful picture.
This a collection of encounters between Hijikata and Gintoki, seen from Hijikata's...
There are so fewer crimes in Edo these days, even patrolling the streets has become boring. Not that I'm complaining, this might be the calm before the storm. As I was standing in front of Kamakko Club, Sougo said he needs to....pee? So he ran away leaving me alone with those trannies. As I was waiting for him, my mind wandered to the recent blunder I was caught up in.
I was in such a tricky spot, Matsudaira's daughter said she's in love with me. Huh, 'love'. She seems like a nice person but to me, love is almost surreal now, I don't think I'll ever be able to love somebody again. I already didn't want to get into this mess, but I had to somehow get out of that without hurting her feelings. So I had to fool her into making her believe that I'm a prince from the Planet Mayora.
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I know, what a stupid idea. And I do feel guilty about lying to her but I had no choice!! If I didn't stop it now Totsan would've surely killed me and also might have hurt her more if I hadn't done that. It surely would've been much easier if Gintoki and his lackeys hadn't interfered. Them and their stupid ideas!! They were surely enjoying themselves watching me degrade my image like that. But at least Matsudaira let me go in one piece and said only one sentence, 'You're annoying'.
That's not what I am, you know!! That's what the Yorozuya are.
"Tchh, I'm never doing that again, mayo~"
Ugh, I should stop thinking about it, it's making me irritated and on such a peaceful day. Anyways, "Where did Sougo really go? He's taking so long-"
"More importantly, when will you pay me, Hijikata-kun? You know we don't work for free"
Huh, this voice? I turned back to see if I guessed it right. There stood a guy with white perm hair and dead-fish eyes, ughh why does it always seem as if he is looking down on me, haradatsu!! And how long has he been standing there?!
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"What payment?! I suffered so much because of your stupid ideas! You got me deeper into that shit, KONOYAROO!! There'll be no payment, mayo~"
"If it was such a bad idea, why do you keep' adding 'mayo' to your sentences? Ahh, what a shameless cop, who doesn't pay his debt~!"
Is this guy even serious?!! What debt is he even talking about?
"Look-"
"Hijikata-san! Yamazaki seems to have gone crazy over Anpan again. You should go check it out"
Oh, Sougo! He came back at the right time. Yes, I have more important things to deal with than wasting my time with this bastard.
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*Oshiete BAKA Sensei*
Haii, so this was the first chapter. Hope you liked it. Other chapters are also going to be short snippets like this. Well except for the smuts and you know why.
For the next chapter, you should read the one-shot that I published, it's titled "LET'S PARTY!: Hijikata's day as a Host", it's basically the episodes 241 & 242 from GINTAMA, but from Hijikata's POV. And also, there's lemon in the next chapter and if you're not into that stuff then you can just skip it. But *ahem* you might miss *ahem, ahem* the most interesting parts of a BL.
