I Hate You, With Loving Passion: a Gintoki x Hijikata story

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Ahh, so we're partying all night. At least we were able to make Madame Yagami happy. Now that I think about it, it wasn't bad. I mean it was surely troublesome, but we were able to save Takamagahara from a huge loss. It was gonna be a long night. I didn't drink much after we welcomed Madame again. I was still feeling giddy after sipping that Tequila, so I am restraining myself. But everybody else was partying hard.

I was sitting in a corner watching everybody else as they were heading towards their ruin. Even Shinpachi and Kagura were high on sugar since they were drinking so many sweet drinks while everybody else was drinking alcohol. Huh, how will they react when they will sober up in the morning. I'm really not going to help anyone.

I saw Gintoki coming towards me. When did he change back into his white tuxedo? He came up to me and said,

"Oi you missed the shot but you hit my heart."

What? What was he even saying?!!! He was clearly so drunk that he didn't even realize that I'm not any of his girls that he screws around. Well, I was bored anyway so I went with the flow.

"Oh really? Then LET'S PARTY!!!"

He suddenly grabbed me by my hand and pulled me closer. "In a love hotel~ just you and me!" he whispered into my ear.

So that's how he picks up girls at bars. Huh, so low.

But I wanted to know what he would do next, what his reaction would be when he finds out it's me, Hijikata, a man. He would be so pissed.

"Sure~~"

He started pulling me by my hands. Where was he taking me?! Did he not realise who I was? He took me out of the Host Club, still pulling. Was he always this strong?

We reached a motel. Well, it's Kabukicho so it wasn't hard finding one. It's like there's a number of them on each street so wherever you head you'll get one pretty easily. Hah! He was still holding my hand, he never let go of my hand all the way to here, not even once. He was holding it so tightly, it started to hurt. Did someone spike his drink? How could he not recognise me yet?

Just as we entered a room, he pulled me and literally threw me into the bed. What was he planning to do now?!

"Tosshi, you stole my heart so I'm gonna steal your purity. You have no objection right?"

He knows it's me!! Then why is he still saying that?! And what's with those cheesy lines?!!

"On your knees!"

"What are you saying?!!! BAKAYAROOO!!"

I stood up and was just about to leave when he pulled me closer and- WAS HE REALLY GRABBING MY ASS??!!!

"Ahhh you blushed, kawawii~ you don't want it on your knees, huh? Since it'll be your first time, I'll be gentle and I'll do it as you want, Hijikata-kun"

He was still looking down on me! Haradatsu!!

"Gentle? Don't think I'm weak as you Gintoki!!"

"A- and I never said that! I never said that I won't do it that way" .......huh? What am I even saying right now?!!

" You didn't seem to want to get down on your knees but okay~ then we'll do it my way"

He smirks and kisses me. Kiss?!! Are we really kissing?!! He then tears my clothes off.

Just how desperate is he?!! And why am I not stopping him?!

We're still kissing, deeply. I fight for dominance but he's unexplainably strong today. Aaaah, I think I'm losing my mind. Chikusooo! Not again!! Why do I keep losing to him!