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Crazy Cousin Chicken✨

Chickens POV
I was on my way to my family home for the weekend.Its my birthday weekend , and I'm so excited to be seeing my favorite auntie and my cousins.Ion think they do me like that , but hopefully I still have some fun , but I loveeeeeee my auntie Diana.I be calling her all the time , I've FaceTime her a few times.But she don't like to do that very much , but I be like auntie we family , don't worry bout all that , FaceTime me , she gave in a few times , but we don't really do it no moe.Im her favorite nephew tho.She loves her some chicken.But if ya wondering my real name is Timmy , but everybody calls me chicken, cuz I like chicken or whatever.But yes baby I can't wait to see my favorite auntie and I know she can't wait to see her favorite nephew.
Diana's POV
Me,my crazy husband Will , and my kids Princess and Prince was sitting around the table eating some pizza and cream soda.
"Y'all this ole fool coming tomorrow morning " I said
"Yeah talking bout for his ole bday" Will said
"Ain't nobody want big crazy cousin chicken here" Princess said
"Ion why he thinks you is favorite nephew"Prince said
"He ain't shit, just crazy as fuck" I said
"He is delusional and y'all know it" Princess said
"and he stay lying about everything" Prince said
"that's why ion know why ya mama agreed to let him stay this weekend, ain't nobody care bout that silly boy bday" Will said
"Okay! , he done asked me every year could he stay here and you know how I always have to lie and make up an excuse and say we don't want no more people staying here , but I just had to give in"
"Child , I'm happy imma be at work this weekend, so ion have to deal with his crazy ass, he gonna be y'all problem"Will said
"He ain't finna be my problem daddy" ! Princess said
"And he sho ain't finna be my problem, l beat his punk ass, I don't care if he our big cousin, I'll rock him"Prince said
"Hopefully we can keep the peace, cuz I know how y'all two is" I said
"Yep I got anger issues and my mouth is very blunt" Princess said
"Say some crazy , lòok at me crazy , do some annoying, do some crazy , Im rocking his shit on God" Prince said
"No baby no fighting" I said
"Let my son whoop his ass" Will said
"Yeah pops lemme whoop dat ass" Prince said
We laughed hysterically. "No baby, no fighting, and Will hush" !
"Even if I don't destroy him , imma say some crazy , if he be getting on my nerves, cuz ion play" Prince said
"Okay PERIODT" ! Princess said
"Mhmmmmm I know that's right , and that fool talking about he wanted to go to that ghetto ass soul food restaurant for his bday" I said
"that place too small" Princess said
We laughed,
"He claims it's his favorite restaurant" I said
"Danm I'm mad already" Prince said
"I like soul food , but they soul food ain't all that, and it's too many ghetto people , and it's small as hell" Princess said
"I'm sayin, cuz I'm claustrophobic" Prince said
"Will you was gonna go before you head to work right" ? I asked
"Yeah" Will said
"Okay good , cuz I want my husband their" I said
He kissed my lips.
"Love birds" Princess said
"I'm so bringing my girlfriend Domonique to the dinner"Prince said
"And I'm bringing my baby Stephan" Princess said
"he better be treating my baby right" Will said
"Yes daddy he is, do not start" Princess said
"I'll glock whip that dude" Will said
"Daddy he's taller than you , what are you gonna do exactly" ?
Everybody bust out with laughter.
"Oh I'll do something" Will said
"Okay daddy" Princess said
Princess POV
Dinner was over, mama was washing the dinners , and we headed upstairs to our room.I get a FaceTime call from my baby.
"Hey zaddy" I said giggling
"Hey Mami, wyd" ?
"Just got done eating or whatever"
"Eating what" ?
"Pizza"
"Oh sounds good , should have saved me a slice"
"You should have came over"
He laughs "so like is that crazy ass cousin of yours still coming for his bday weekend" ? Stephan asked
"Mhmm, he coming in the morning , we going to that ghetto ass soul food restaurant up the street like ugh"
He laughed "it do be ghetto AF in their tho"
"Ugh yesssss like wtffff, I'm too anti social for those type of bitches"
He laughed "Fr , but like you've been saying how crazy chicken is , I'm ready to witness this in person, to see what he be doing"
"Yo like at the family functions , he be all up on my mama ass , like move with ya big retarded ass"
"the way you've describe him , he sound obsessive"
"that nigga is obsessive, and he be lying to mama about having girlfriends, he be finding random ugly Spanish bitches from google images , but everybody know he secretly gay , he just been covering up , like dude it's 2020 why are you still hiding that? we ain't finna judge" !
Stephan laughs hysterically, he nearly falls out the bed .
"Oohhhhhhhhh I'm so dead ! I'm so dead! Yo WTF" !
I laughed hysterically "I knoweeeeee he is so fuckin crazyyyyyyyyy" !
"I'll be scared of him walking in my house"
"Yo I'm terrified, I'm so glad you finna be their too"
"Fr, this is crazy, I'm so dead at what you just told me"
"Mhmmmmm , he crazy baby"
"So what else we doing for that fool tomorrow after the soul food place" ?
"I don't know baby"
"Oh okay"
"Yeah I guess we gotta see how this circus turn out"
"Fr"
"But I'm finna go to sleep pooh"
"Danm I wish I can fuck you to sleep"
"Danm zaddy you so nastyyyyyy"
"But you like it"
"Whatever boy talk dirty to me until I fall asleep"
"Bet"
"Hold up , lemme lock my fuckin door , just in case you whip ya dick out"
He laughed "oh I just might, if you play wit ya titties"
"Okay zaddy, cus like you already know how a bad bitch do it"
I locked the door and I laid back in the bed.