Haikyuu One-Shot Thingz

Long Time Coming (2)

Tsukishima held the chopsticks I had been using to flip the meat above his head. "I said let me help."

"Babyyy~" I pouted to Tetsurou. "Make him give them back."

Tetsurou picked me up. "Just let us cook for a little while, promise we won't burn my place down or anything." He placed me down on one of the bar stools. "Do you want something to drink?"

"Apple juice but if not, water is fine." I said, partially joking.

Tetsurou reached back into the fridge, a huge grin on his face. "The little gamer boy that hides in his room all day drinks it."

Kei chuckled a bit as he flipped the vegetables he was grilling. "You are talking about Kenma right?"

"Who else, Four Eyes?" Tetsurou smacked Kei's ass.

Kei was silent for a moment before turning to Tetsurou. "Touch my ass without consent again and I'll beat you."

"Oh, our little Tsukki is a Top?" Tetsurou grabbed a cup and started pouring juice."But in all seriousness, if you really don't like it. Just say the word, and that goes for both of you. I'm a bit much at times."

"I think that should definitely be something we all need to do, to respect each others' boundaries. We need to communicate, I'm looking at both of you." I took the cup from Tetsurou.

"I'll try my best but I do need my space sometimes." Kei placed more meat on the grill.

"Alright, we'll make sure SaltyShima gets his alone time but as long as we get our cuddles in." Tetsurou snatched the chopsticks from Kei.

Kei elbowed Tetsu in the ribs before grabbing a beer from the fridge. "How's that gonna work?"

"You guys can lay together and I'm on top." I smiled slightly.

"Oh, so both of my babies are tops huh?" Tetsu chuckled to himself.

"Switch." As the word left our mouths Kei and I stared at each other.

This caused Kuroo to erupt into laughter. "Well then, since we're sharing I'm also a switch and a solid ni..."

"You don't need to lie about your dick size, we'll see eventually and get disappointed then." Kei sat down next to me.

"Oof, small dick energy." I gulped down the rest of my apple juice.

"Why are you guys so mean?" Tetsu wiped fake tears from his eyes.

"You're literally dating a Mcnugget and a french fry." I stood up and took a beer from the fridge.

Both of the men looked at me.

"I'm unproportional like a nugget and Kei is tall, blonde, gorgeous, and salty." I popped the beer cap off on the edge of the counter.

Kei choked on his beer before chuckling a bit.

Tetsu grabbed my waist. "Well you are the most beautiful chicken nugget I've seen and the way you opened your bottle just now was strangely hot."

"Can't you take that shit to your room?" Kenma walked past us and got into the fridge. "And in front of your old friend from Karasuno no less."

"Um actually man, I'm gonna be dating both of them. I know it's a little..."

"Because disappointing one person isn't enough?" Kenma poured some apple juice into a glass.

Kei and I looked at each other before snickering.

"Hey! I..."

I took a hold of Tetsu's hand. "Come on Baby Boo, don't take it so seriously."

"I'm just giving you a hard time, I truly wish you guys the best." Kenma walked over to the hall.

"Hey man, did you want to eat with us?" Tetsurou asked, turning off the stove.

"I'm in the middle of the livestream, next time." Kenma continued to his room.

The three of us sat at the counter and started to munch away on the meat and veggies, making small shots at each other to pick fun. A few more beers each and a slice of cake to finish off the meal.

Kei finished his cake, frosting on his lips and light blush on his face from the alcohol. "That was really good."

"Oh god, you're so cute." Tetsu pinched Kei's cheek.

"Fuck off man, I'm not cute." Kei took off his glasses and rubbed his eyes.

"Let's cuddle on the couch and watch a movie." I yawned and outstretched my arms.

"What a good idea Chibi-Chan." Tetsu took my hand and kissed it.

We collectively stumbled a bit over to the couch, Kei and Tetsu plopping down to either side of me.

"Tsukki-poo, what should we watch?" Tetsu planted multiple kisses on Kei's hand.

Kei flicked Tetsurou in the nose. "The back of my eyelids, it's been a long day."

"Let's watch Criminal Minds." I picked up the remote.

They both looked at me confused.

"It's an American show, the FBI be taking down serial killers and shit. I've watched it like 6 times." I pulled up Netflix.

"Oh is it a movie?" Tetsu snuggled his face into my neck.

"No, it's a series. Like 15 seasons." I chuckled a bit.

"I'm now worried for your mental state and our lives." Kei sighed.