It's a completely average day, except for one thing. when you put your pants on in the morning, they don't fit!! "GRRRRR HISS SNARL AWOOO" you say. "what ever will I WEar????"
suddenly you have an idea!!!! omg!!!
quickly you hop in your car and start driving. you turn on QUEEF's new album, Is Dat a Rapper? your filled with energy. too much so you garb some lemmy water two tone it down.
on the way you commmit several war crimes but fimally you reach the mall. you shoot the security guards and head inside. "Y/n why did u shoot us?" asks one of them but you ignore her because she won't stop make joe joe reference.
YOU ARE READING
obama legings (Y/N x Obama)
LobisomemYou go and buy some obamm PANTS at the legings store. there you meet obamA himself! except obamma has a secret. what is it???????? warniong: lots of WEREWOLVES
