JASON VOORHEES
Y/N: can you read-
Jason: no I can't- what up I'm Jared, I'm 19, and I never learned how to fucking read.
MICHAEL MYERS
Y/N: hey, can I have a sip of that water?
Michael: oh, it's not water.
Y/N: vodka? I like your style-
Michael: it's vinegar.
Y/N: w-wha-
Michael: it's vinegar, pussy.
FREDDY KRUEGER
Freddy: DON'T MESS WITH ME I HAVE THE POWER OF GOD AND ANIME BY MY SIDE-
Freddy, again: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
BUBBA SAWYER
Drayton: oh, sorry! I fell asleep while I was waiting for you to make me a sandwich-
Bubba: THEN GO BACK TO SLEEP AND S T A R V E.
KEVIN WENDELL CRUMB
One of the the altars: *breathes*
Dennis: *unholy screeching* WHEN WILL YOU LEARN?! WHEN WILL YOU LEARN THAT YOUR ACTIONS HAVE CONSEQUENCES-
BRAHMS HEELSHIRE
Brahms, talking to Y/N on the phone: so no head?
Brahms after Y/N said no: *yeets phone and angrily jumps on the skateboard, breaking it*
CHOP TOP/BOBBY SAWYER
Chop top: "I want to be a yo-yo man" he said, "make me a yo-yo man", but the yo-yo master did not answer, he just kept on yo-ing
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Fanfic[Requests are currently open!] Exactly what the title says !! Hope you like it :)
