Slashers working in an office together, what could go wrong? (Hint: everything)
I also got this idea and am typing it at 4:38 am so this is going to be crap.
:')
JASON VOORHEES
The nice one.
He's the one who works and doesn't really bother anyone, only ever talking to the others if they need help, they spoke to him first, or he was handing out brownies that Mama Pam helped him make.
MICHAEL MYERS
The one who secretly hates everyone.
He often has the urge to burn the whole building down with everyone in it, including himself. The others are all intimidated by him and never get in his way. The only time they ever noticed a slight change in his demeanor is when he ate some of Jason's brownies. To this day everyone still tries to guess Mama Pam's recipe.
FREDDY KRUEGER
The one who openly hates everyone.
He's the lazy type, never gets any work done. He's always either napping-while snoring very loudly- or bothering the others. Always arriving late. The only thing he's good for is dealing with the rude customers. (Even though, secretly, Michael just scared them away by staring from a dark corner).
BUBBA SAWYER
The overly optimistic one who's always trying to help but ends up messing the whole thing up.
Everyone likes him, they just think that he can be a little too annoying sometimes. He's often given simple tasks like printing papers, arranging stuff, etc.
He's the one to optimistically greet everyone in the morning.
BRAHMS HEELSHIRE
The perfectionist manager.
He just watches, trying to spot any small imperfection in everyone's work. He isn't really seen around often for some reason, and no one seems to be questioning that. He also feels the need to comment on the smell every time he enters.
"Oh my days- it smells like expired cabbage in here! Let me just get my air freshener real quick-"
THE HORDE
(AKA Kevin's personalities)
Dennis is the, you guessed it, the germaphobe. He often cleans around instead of actually working.
Barry is the designer/planner. He sometimes decorates the building to make everything seem less gloomy.
Patricia's the mum. She looks out for everyone, making sure they're not tired or hungry. She also tends to confused customers.
CHOPTOP/BOBBY SAWYER
The one who had WAY too much coffee.
Bobby's literally banned from using the coffee machine. But what the others don't know is that he doesn't even drink coffee in the morning, my man is just hyper-active.
He jumps around, somehow finishing all his work in under 30 minutes, and goes around telling stories from 'Nam.
To this day, Freddy still tells all the newbies horror stories about that one time someone accidentally left some candy next to ChopTop- correction, lots of candy. Long story short, they needed a new ceiling fan and agreed on removing the aquarium.
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I might make this a thing-
Anyways, I feel like ✨absolute shit✨
Have a nice rest of your day/night!
Sincerely,
A potato.
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