Small Town In Fuck All USA

It's Just A Foot Ball

(Hi small authors note before I get in here, all the characters and art belong to me, and I don't really know anything about football, also I'm not claiming to be good at writing or drawing but I'm still gonna try, so let's go I guess)

A short thin man with gengar hair and wearing a very oversized lettermen jacket was happily walking next to two other people. To the left of him was a person almost the same hight as him with short artificially colored blue hair that almost fell over one of their eyes wearing ripped jeans a few chains on the belt loops and a MCR hoodie. On the other side of them was a slightly taller girl with bubble gum pink hair, many hair clips and wearing a cotton candy colored hoodie dress with light purple thigh highs under it that conveniently went up hight enough to look like tights.
Her and the emo next to her had each other's hands in a death lock while the ginger was carelessly tossing up a football just right to make it spin in the air before clumsily catching it. The pink haired one looked over before asking "Dain?" He responded "Lilly?" The Blue haired one stuck their hands up "BONE!" The other two giggled and Lilly giggled "Good job love, you know your name" and patted their head before looking back at Dain and asking "did you steal Jake's football?" He answered "nah I already got his jacket" he grabbed the side of the over sized jacket and presenting it proudly before stumbling forward trying to grab the ball before it hit the ground "I took this from the locker room, don't tell the football team though, they already gave me one worning and we all know they arnt a forgiving bunch" he said through a laugh Bone looked up "they're gonna catch you, none of their girlfriends would take one and your the only other person that's not on the team that goes in there" Dain grabbed the ball and started to take off his backpack "they won't know it was me if they can't find the ball, besides you can put a curse on them right?" He said stuffing the ball into his bag "that's not how it wor-" Bone started but was cut off by the sound of heavy foot steps behind them.
They all turned around to see al very tall very muscular man with brown curly hair wearing gym shorts and a loose t-shirt running at full speed towards them. Dain started running for his life "SHIT SHIT SHIT" he exclaimed "STOP RUNNING!" the other man yelled after him "NO YOU!" Dain replied, the other man stopped in his tracks "YOU CAN STOP NOW" he yelled to Dain. Dain stopped in his tracks struggling to catch his breath and turning to face the other man who started running again Dain didn't run this time but just braced himself. When the taller man reached him he grabbed him tightly picking him up and started spinning him around before setting him down and turning to see the other two catching up with them "babe why'd you leave me in the locker room" the taller of the two said curiously.
"Uh n-no reason, just wanted to get a head start home" Dain said hiding his bag "nothing hu?" The other said raised his eyebrows "then what do you have in here?" He said trying to grab Dain's bag "JAKE NO!!" He squealed laughing.
Despite Dain's best efforts Jake got his bag off of him "now then this couldn't possibly be the missing ball coach was badgering us about before we got to leave could it?" He said unzipping his bag and pulling out the football, faking a very dramatic gasp before continuing "it is" Jake paused for a moment before looking and his small pouting boyfriend "don't worry babe I'll give it back during morning practice, I'll make up some story about how it was in my bag and I didn't notice" he said through a chuckle before shoving the ball back into his bag and picking Dain up laughing and he squealed.
Dain crossed his arms and pouted "first off I can walk, second what if I want the ball more" Jake sighed looking at him "first off I don't trust you to walk you'll probably steal a garbage can next you raccoon and second you know I have a bunch you can have without stealing them" he said before shuffling him in his arms so one of Dain's ears where closer to his mouth before whispering "and you know there's always two balls that are yours you just have to put in a little work" he looked down at Dain who was now a bright shade of pink and hiding in the jacket he was wearing. Jake let out a very hearty laugh "aw puppy your so cute like that" the pet name made Dain blush more, and shove his face into Jake's chest.
Bone looked to Jake curiously "puppy?"
"Yeah, his parents thought he was gonna be a lot taller and they wanted a dog more than a son so that's wear Dain came from, like great dain, but he turned out to be small, so he's my puppy" he said holding the other tighter. Dain reached up and jabbed his fingers into Jake's side making him laugh "you promised me you wouldn't tell anyone else about that and you wouldn't call me that in public" he said glaring up at Jake "aw what's wrong puppy are you embarrassed by me" he said in a almost sickly sweet voice, with that Dain struggled and forced himself out of Jake's arms "nope nope nope nope I'm done with you right now" he said still blushing heavy.
Jake let out another loud hearty laugh, "aw come on" he started before pausing and continued in a deep almost evil voice "Rose's are red, my favorite site is Xhamster (kids don't go there plz) you might be fast, but a jock is even faster" he finished before sprinting towards Dain again yelling different things like "THEY WON'T FIND THE BODY" "COME ON PRETTY BOY COME HERE" "WHERE IM TAKING YOU THEY WON'T HEAR YOU SCREAM" and so on. While the two boys chased each other down the street Bone turned to Lilly "what's Xhamster?" They asked innocently Lilly quickly hugged Bone close to her "sssshhhh don't worry about it it's a no no place" (again I am not taking responsibility for kids looking up Xhamster)
They both watched in concern as Jake finally cought up to Dain and tackled him to the ground against the asphalt before picking him back up and sprinting back to the other two panting "ok let's get home" he said through a chuckle.