Small Town In Fuck All USA

Dumb Bitch Hours Are 24/7

(Bone and Lilly are gitting a chapter because they are sweet cinnamon roles and deserve it)
Lilly woke up confused looking around before remembering that she was at Bone's for the weekend, she heard a small ~prrppp~ before she felt Little Helper, Bone's black cat, walk on her chest. She happily pet the cat for a few minutes listening to her pur loudly before hearing a loud grown come from the sleeping witch next to her "mmmmmmmhhhhhgggggg" it was very dramatic and drawn out, she reached over and rubbed Bones shoulder as Little Helper went to nudge the groggy enby. Bone let out a loud squeal as Little helper pressed her cold nose agents their bare skin, the sudden commotion make Lilly flinch slightly before giggling, Bone got out of bed quickly before her beloved little friend could assault them again, Lilly fallowed soon after, being evicted from the warm bed from the same attack. Lily went over to grab her clothes finding herself very confused "where's my bra and padding?" She asked very confused, Bone quickly walked the other other side of the room grabbing the home made cushions and bra "whe staged ww3 last night remember" they asked handing all three things to the other "oh yeah" Lilly responded walking over to a wall picking up Bones binder, stretching it between her hands like a catapult and let go sending it flying across the room, Bone cough it with ease.
Lilly walked into the bathroom coming back out about a hour later in her normal frilly clothes, consisting of a lilac colored overall dress with small lavender sprigs embroidered on it, a light pink under shirt, purple and white striped thight highs, with a stair shaped bag, and pastel makeup, with her pink hair in fluffy curls, Bone was already dressed in dark ripped overall shorts, a band tshirt, black knee highs with a rainbow around the top, several brackets, and they're normally dark eye liner.
Lilly happily walked over "you look stunning" she complained the other before giving her a quick kiss on the cheek "yeah but you look better" the other responded retuning the kiss. Little Helper promptly jumped up into Bone's lap to ruin the moment meowing loudly "yeah yeah I still love you to" Bone said talking to the cat before giving it a kiss on the head "her names to long" Lilly complained.
"I didn't choose it, it was supposed to be Coraline, but this pee brained dummy" they paused for a second lightly taping Little Helpers head "had other ideas" they finished taking the cat off of them and brushing the fur off "ready" they asked holding out their hand, Lilly nodded taking it, following the other out of they're room, threw the living room, and kitchen, and almost out the door "where are you two going" a deep voice from behind stopped them "to the mall" Bone quickly answered turning to see the man "have fun and be safe" the voice added "we will" Bone let go of Lilly's hand and walked over to hug the person "see ya later dad, tell pop where we are I know he worries"
"I will" the tall man hugged back before letting them go to rejoin the other.
After they got to the mall and out of Bones old beat up car, their first stop was Hot Topic, Bone waves to the cashier because, of course they know the cashiers at Hot Topic, they both walked over to the pins, picking out more then any person could ever need, the hole time laughing and complaining about how a lot of them are open as they keep stabbing themselves as they shown each other different pins, they bought them and left, they're next stop being a candy store. While they passed Forever 21 Lilly glanced at the manicens in the front then looked down, "what's wrong babe" Bone asked stepping forward a little to try and see her face "I want titties" Lilly complained
"You can have mine when they're choped off" Bone chuckled
"I want big titties though" she whined loudly earning them looks from strangers
"Are the titles I made not good enough? I'll make you bigger titties" Bone offered
"I want porn star titties, but real porn star titties, on me" she continued to whine getting more weird looks from strangers
"One day you'll have porn star titties, but not today" Bone cooed hugging the other "now then, last one the the candy stor has to pay" Bone said getting ready to take off, as soon as Lilly was ready to run they both took off threw the mall, Lilly getting there first, she waited a few seconds expecting Bone to not be far behind, a few seconds of waiting later she poked her head out looking for them, see ing them hunched over and leaning on a wall clutching they're chest. Lilly ran over to check on them "what happened are you ok?" She asked frantically Bone simply nodded gasping for air, Lilly quickly grabbed they're arm and led them to the bathroom and into the handicap stall, before unbuttoning they're overalls and reching under they're shirt to pull there binder up, hearing them take a full breath of air Lilly finally calm down a little, Bone reached under they're shirt to hold it up themselves as they leaned on the wall "I'm a fucking ideat" they chuckled "no your not" Lilly protested. They stayed there until Bone cought their breath, when they stepped out of the stall they saw a elderly woman, both of them smiling politely, the elderly lady gave them a look that could kill a person, once they got out they both lost it laughing, "oh my fucking god did you see that" Bone wheezed out "yeah, she so wants us dead" Lilly responded cackling, they linked hands again both of them continuously squeezing the others hand tighter and tighter laughing and complimenting eaching the same way a father would complement a child "good grip you got there kiddo"
"Not to bad yourself buckaroo"
Eventually Lilly tried to pull her hand away both hearing a cracking sound that was so loud others people looked over to them. Lilly let out a small mouning sound at the same time making both of them loose it. "What the fuck was what" Bone squealed
"It felt good my hand saw stiff" Lilly responded threw the same squealing. After they both cought their breath once again, and finally got to the candy store. They got a few a treats Lilly getting more then Bone. After they left Bone looked to Lilly "where to now m' lady" they said in a very bad British accent making Lilly laugh, she pointed to build-a-bear with a evil look on her face, Bone nodded taking her hand and walked over exited to see what she had planned.
Once they got there they where greeted by a employ who was quite positively the nicest person on earth. Lilly picked out a dark blue bear, after picking out a sent and cloths for the bear putting it in black a dark gray shirt, a spiked collar necklace and black overalls, everything seemed to be normal, until they got to the checkout. The employee asked what she wanted to name it so she could fill out the adoption certificate, Bone watched as a evil smirk grew on her face knowing that they had to announce the name. "Bone Bitcherson Jr." Lilly proudly anointed, Bone lost it finally realizing it looked like them, the employee froze before filling out the adoption certificate, "I'm sorry I can put the name here but I can't say the full name, there are children" the employee said sweetly "no Bone Bitcherson Jr. is a proper they and needs to be treated as such" Lilly protested, the employee panicked for a second "uuhhh LILLY HAS ADOPTED BONESON JR." She announce quickly putting it in the small house shaped box and pushing it towards her. Lilly chucked feeling defeated and left with Bone Bitcherson Jr. and Bone, right after they got out of the store she took it out of the box and put it in the pocket of her overall dress "ok, but why Bitcherson? That's not either of our last names"
"I know it's they're proper name, and they are our theybe now" she said proudly petting it's head.
Bone chuckled as they walked out of the mall and down the sidewalk both of them screeching "MAKING MY WAY DOEN TOWN, WALKEN FAST, FACES PASS AND IM HOME BOUND, DOODUDOODUDOO" as they finished they where both cackling, someone yelled at them out they're window, neather sure if it was a profanity or and a cat call, either way they both started laughing more, before walking into a small cafe.
A small bell above the door rang as they walked in, they both ordered and went to sit down to talk more, they're stuff was ready a few minutes later, they took it and left. Hand in hand they started back to the mall since they left the car there, while walking a tall large bolt man that reaked of cigarette smoke walked toward them, neither thinking much of it just scooting closer to the buildings giving him room to pass, he didn't when he got to them he spoke in a low raspy voice "hey there, your a pretty little thing, why don't you leave that thing and come with me, I'll show you a good time" his breath stunk, and it took everything Lilly had to not gag. "N-no thank you-"
"we need to be on our way" Bone said sternly pulling on her hand making her yelp slightly "aw come on what's the rush" he said following them as they walked away, Bone sighed heavy letting go of Lilly's hand and walking towards the man ready to tear into him.
"I'll stomp your kneecaps backwards, French brade your nerves system, chop off your dick and shove it so fare up your ass you'll be coughing up cum for a month, then I'll make your suck my medeforical penis if you don't fuck off and leave me and my girlfriend alone you smooth ass jellyfish brained fat ass stinky mother fucker"
The man let out a small tisk sound before responding "mmmm feisty arnt you? I like it, how about you come back with me?" Bone let out a sigh giving him a death glear calmly pulling out a lighter flicking it on and holding it to his face "maybe I need to spell this out and make it real simple for you, fuck off before I burn your hair off" soon after saying that the ma took a few steps back trying to stay away from the lighter only for Bone to step forward keeping the lighter where it was, he made the same tisk sound again before turning and walking off. Bone flicked their hand making the cap fling back onto the lighter, nodded and walked back to Lilly happily taking her hand once more starting to walk again. "Are we the problem?" Lilly asked.
"What do you mean?" Bone responded tightening their grip.
"I mean no matter where we are trouble follows"
"Nah that's just because we are caodic demons" Bone said the last part with a chuckle as they reached the car. Bone held the car door open for Lilly bowing like she was royalty making the other laugh. The houre and a half car ride home was filed with them laughing and screaming song lyrics.
As they walked into Bones house they where greeted by their dads befor they walked back up stairs to sort out all their stuff and introduce Little Helper to Bone Bitcherson Jr., to say she didn't like them was a under statement.
(Longest chapter yet, hope you like it, I'd like to thank one of my friends for helping me with Bones threat, and giving me the idea to make him try to flirt with Bone)