nothing like us - harvey mills

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ana 🧽
hello again lads

taylor😝
STOP PLAYIN

katie 🥬
SURELY NOT

rio 🛒
oh hi again

taylor 😝
no stop this is not rio and ana

katie 🥬
they must've been hacked

taylor 😝
i refuse to believe it's actually you guys

ana 🧽
well SURPRISE SHAWTY cos we're the real deal

katie 🥬
5 YEARS IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS DAY

taylor 😝
WHY DIDN'T YOU TEXT US YOU TWATS

ana 🧽
rio do u wanna tell them or shall i?

rio 🛒
nah i'll tell them

taylor 😝
oh god

katie 🥬
scared now

rio 🛒
ok so the day you guys moved to new york right

taylor 😝
ok..

rio 🛒
ana and i we're walking home from the airport

katie 🥬
okk..

rio 🛒
then all of a sudden..

ana 🧽
just get on with it you pleb

rio 🛒
NINJA TURTLES COME FLYING OUT OF NOWHERE AND THEY TAKE OUR PHONES AND EAT THEM

taylor 😝
oml this girl hasn't changed in the last 5 years one bit

ana 🧽
i've had to deal with this bullshit on my own😪

katie 🥬
i'm so sorry we left u ana🙏

rio 🛒
i am here too you know 👁👄👁

taylor 😝
we know 😃

ana 🧽
ok well, what actually happened was, i dropped my phone down a drain because my neighbour's dog started barking at me x

katie 🥬
that's normal for u tbh

taylor 😝
so couldn't you just text us off rio's phone?

ana 🧽
nah, she was trying to fish my phone out of the drain with her phone and then she dropped hers in too 🙈

katie 🥬
this story sounds so fake, but then it's rio and ana we're talking about..

taylor 😝
i'm not sure if i understood one bit of that sentence katie

ana 🧽
moral of the story, keep us away from dogs and drains and we should be fine

rio 🛒
so we lost both of your numbers and our phones are now belongings of pennywise the clown 🤡

taylor 😝
wait so how are you texting us now then?

ana 🧽
rio remembered five years later that she wrote your numbers down in her diary. SHE JUST REMEMBERED NOW.

rio 🛒
look i've said i was sorry 😳😳

katie 🥬
the main thing is we can stay in touch now :))

ana 🧽
YESSIRR

rio 🛒
do you guys still talk to max and harvey??

taylor 😝
we lost touch a while ago, but it's funny you ask actually, because we just started talking to them again-

ana 🧽
wait really??

katie 🥬
yeah hahah

rio 🛒
OMG I-

ana 🧽
you're kidding right??

taylor 😝
why do you guys seem so surprised??

katie 🥬
it's just max and harvey, you've spoke to them before, you went to the same bloody school as them

rio 🛒
'just max and harvey'💀💀

taylor😝
have we missed something?-

ana 🧽
don't tell me you don't know😮😮

katie 🥬
what do we not know?

taylor😝
guys you're scaring me now-

rio 🛒
omg they didn't tell you?..

ana🧽
you do know they're famous right? like big time musicians?

taylor 😝
AHAHA LMFAO YEAH RIGHT-

katie 🥬
IMAGINE THO💀💀

rio 🛒
we're not joking

ana 🧽

rio 🛒
do you believe us now?

taylor 😝
nice try ana, i know how good your photo editing skills are💀💀

ana 🧽
google them yourself then if you still don't believe us

katie 🥬
taylor

taylor 😝
katie..

katie 🥬
they're not lying

taylor 😝
oh shit

katie 🥬
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