Hello you piece of paper! (I'm talking to you, book!)
If you're reading this then it means you just stole my diary, if you are experiencing a sudden sweating then don't be alarmed. It is perfectly normal since I am going to get you for this.
(Pause for dramatic music)
I'm gonna stop here! Mainly because Foxy is giving me a lecture saying "That is not how you use a diary" and "threatening ponies is not polite"! Well you know what? I read her diary and it was lame! My diary is going to be great! With threats, explosions, schemes and recipes for diet cookies since Foxy is starting to look fat!
That my friends is how you use a diary!
Flicker out!
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Flickers Diary
HumorOkay hello. Flicker here. This is so dumb.. Foxy bought me a diary to write about my everyday life, and to write down my opinions on stuff to deal with my "anger issues". Well here's an opinion; this is stupid.
