to begin ok, we cut to Knuckles at the Lookout guarding the Master Emerald, Piccolo then asks him "Why are you here?" "I half to protecc master emerald." said Knuckles. "Why at the lookout?" asked Piccolo. "It was all I could find." replied Knuckles.
Then we cut to Android 17 and 18 walking in the road destroying cars. A car went brrrrrr almost hitting them, when it hit the brakes. "You almost ran me over." said A17. "I'll let you do this 17." said A18. As Android 17 pushed the guy out of the car. The guy tried to resist but Android 17 was stronger, then he slammed him to the floor as he stepped on the poor guy's head, "OWIE, IT HURTS, STOP!" the man said. "No. lolololololololol. Die noob." said Android 17. "Bro your using hacks, stop!" said the man. "I'm not using hacks. Idiot." said Android 17. "Stop bro...OW!" the man said. Android 17 then hopped on his car, as the man got up, Android 17 then told 18 to pin him down, as she put his head under the car. Then Android 17 got an idea, then turned the car into an ambulance, and ran his head over with the ambulance. The man was dead, his head was ran over by an ambulance. "IS THAT A JOJO REFERENCE?!" the man's kid said. "Yea." 17 replied.
"Ight Imma head out." said Android 18, as she walked on the sidewalk. Meanwhile Knuckles was gonna go for a glide, as he said "PROTECC MASTER EMERALD OR I WILL SHOVE IT IN YOUR HAROLDS. Ok?" said Knuckles. As Piccolo gave Knuckles a thumbs up, as he went out. Knuckles was glidin around town. As he crashed into 18, they both bumped into each other. Android 18 was hit in the back. As Knuckles was hit in the head. "sowwy about that." said Knuckles. "Ow." said Android 18. As she looked at Knuckles......and said to herself "he's cute..." "As Knuckles said...huh....she fine." They both blushed at each other.
"So....you wanna go out for dinner?" asked Knuckles. "Sure, I don't see why not." said Android 18. "How about on Thursday..?" said Knuckles. "That sounds good." said Android 18. As they both left waving goodbye, knowing that they got a date.
End of Chapter 1.
(Author's Note: this is all a joke, I made this to make fun of other fanfics. Sorry if I offended any fanfic writers, I didn't make this to insult fanfic writers, I made this all for fun.)