(Author's Note: I stole this from TFS's Dragon ShortZ because it's supposed to be a joke fanfic. Also Meet your Maker will be 2 years old in 21 more days. So be on the lookout for that. Also Happy Labor Day everyone, there will be a shoutout at the end of the story, anyways enjoy.)
We open up to this resturant called, Lécher mes Couilles which is a French word and a secret message. "You know I never thought I would be dating a talking anteater yet here we are..." said Android 18. "I'm an echidna actually." said Knuckles. "Oh well, sorry if I personally offended you." said Android 18. "Meh, it's alright, echidnas are also called spiny anteaters, you know from what I learned in life is that you take the good with the bad." said Knuckles. "I'm glad I got to take you out tonight. I actually got this reservation for a while now, but it's probably because I'm the guardian of the Master Emerald." "The place does seem a little upscale." said 18. "Let me guess 4 dollar signs on Yelp." "Yea, I budgeted for the menu, we have enough for two drinks, two entrees, and a choice between an appetizer or dessert." said Knuckles. "Hey, don't sweat your bank account dude, I'm mad liquid." said Android 18. "You are?" asked Knuckles. Android 18 starting laughing and said "No, when Gero kidnapped me I had two hundred zeni and a Spencer's gift card in my wallet." "You know, that sucks. About the whole Gero kidnapping you and everything." said Knuckles. "Yea well, if that didn't happen I wouldn't have met you." said A18. "And I wouldn't be able to benchpress a literal building. So there's the good and the bad." "No way, I can benchpress a building too. And with one hand too." said Knuckles.
"Good evening, my name is Samuel I will be your waiter for today. Here is your drink menu, and can I start you off with some water?" said Samuel the waiter. "Sure why not." said both 18 and Knuckles. "Sparkling or tap?" "Sparkling." said Knuckles. "Same." said Android 18. "Ok then, in the meantime, why don't you take a look on our appetizer menu? I suggest the clams." said Samuel. "I never liked clams." said Knuckles. "I knew you didn't seem like a shellfish guy." said A18. "Oh, that was a pun wasn't it." said Knuckles. "Yep." said A18. As Knuckles started sniffing, "You know it smells like updog in here." said Knuckles. "What's updog?" asked Android 18. "Nothing much dawg, you?" said Knuckles. "Oh god, I fell right into that." said 18 realizing the joke. As Knuckles laughed. "When we get home, I can show you my Sarah Conner..." said A18 in "that" tone. "That's uhh, roughly arousing." said Knuckles.
Samuel came back. "Hey there, have we gotten a chance to look at the menu?" he asked. "I think we should order dessert through apps, because this chocolate duck sounds amazing." said Knuckles. As he kept talking, Samuel looked at 18 straight in the eye and said: "You know we have a special today, Tornado Rossini on Dried Fruit Brioche, with Maredo Wine Sauce, and my phone number. I get off at 10 pm, and I can get you off at 10:30..." Knuckles finished talking he asked, "Something going on over here?" he asked.
"Just a sec." 18 told Knuckles. "Three things Sam, number 1, you wouldn't make it past 10:05, number 2, you wouldn't survive at 10:06 and number 3, we are still waiting on our sparkling waters. So if you value your job and life, your gonna take this knife, cut the bullcrap and do your job...." said A18. "Okay, Jesus you could've just said no don't need to be a monster female dog..." he mumbled. "Excuse you I don't like your attitude Sammy boy, I'm gonna give you three seconds to apologize." said Knuckles. "Or what? Anteater, you gonna give me rabies?" said Samuel. Knuckles flicked the table, breaking it into pieces. "So...are you gonna apologize? Or is there gonna be a corpse in the restaurant?" said Knuckles, threateningly. "I'm sorry please don't hurt me." said Samuel trembling in fear. As Knuckles took his notepad, wrote something on it and said "here's the receipt for the table." The receipt just says 100 on it. As Knuckles and 18 both left.
"Sorry about what happened back there." said Knuckles. "It's fine, you were amazing back there." said 18. "This is why I decided to date you in the first place." "Wanna go grab a burger?" asked Knuckles. "I would go straight up Terminator for a burger." said 18. As they went into a fast food restaurant and had their date there.
End of chapter
Labor Day Shoutouts:
Jacknjellify: for working hard to give us both BFB and TPOT
Narmak: for working hard on the Spongebob Anime, and having to deal with it's takedown by YouTube and it's return
Me: for having to work on
David Productions: for working on jojo's bizzare adventure
Happy Labor Day to all of these people who work hard to give us the stuff we want
