OoF: Just a Bunch of Bad Fanfics

The Rules (Kinda)

Alrighty there kiddos! Geez it's been a LONG time since I've written anything on this site! In case you're wondering where I've been (you probably weren't), I've just been living my life in a blissful state of ecstasy, surrounded by a website or two of bad fanfiction. Don't get me wrong, I am trash. Like, BIG trash. I'm so trashy you guys. Just like you! We all love fanfiction, for one reason or another, and what better way to show our love and appreciation for this art form then by making fun of it, or at least the worst parts of it. I'll admit, I love a good Raoul x Erik (Phantom) fic, even though they are so hard to find. I can get down with some Drarry fics or Midoriya x Todoroki shipping. We all love some form of trash in this world, so I'm not judging anyone for it! It's just, sometimes, they go a little too far. And sometimes, they go way too far.

But hey, what better way to address that problem than to make fun of it! And that brings me to the purpose of this story! In this book, I will write bad fanfics that I have come up with (with the help of a wheel labeled with names of books and musicals and whatnot) using some of the trashiest tropes. AUs, enemies to lovers, fake dating, fluff, coffeeshop, high school, one of the shit billion versions of soulmates, you name it, we got it! I have a list of a couple so far, but they won't last forever. This is where YOU come in! Yes, that's right, YOU, the reader! You can influence this story! In the comments, or even through DM's, you can ask for a bad fanfic to be written by me! The rules are:

1) You must give me the name of the show/book/whatever medium they come from. I may not know them well, so it helps to have those.

2) You must tell me the characters and their relationships. Want Ron and Hermione to be just friends? Do you wish Glinda and Elphie got together instead? You've got to let me know what relationships you want!

3) Tell me which tropes you want me to use. Harry x Luna enemies to lovers, a Katniss and Peeta coffeeshop AU, or even a Mr.Beast and Jake Paul fluff fic. Your wish is my command!

4) Give me the length of the story. Do you want just a oneshot? Gurl, fine by me. Want a 36 part, 300,000 word novel on the intricacies of Dobby x Jeremy Jordan? Probably not going to happen. I'm down for a couple parts and several thousand words, but not 36 hun. (In fact, just go write that one yourself! More power to you! Woot woot!)

5) No smut/lemons/limes! (I mean, unless it's something that would be just toooo good.)

6) If there is a specific scene you have written that you want me to work into the story, or just a something you want to happen (i.e. they fall into each others' arms, they almost kiss, etc.) let me know before I start writing!

6.5) If there is a specific situation you want me to use, like Christian Hogwarts or the Hunger Games in a McDonalds (why would you even want that?), you will need to let me know.

7) Get creative! Honestly! I want to see the most random-ass fics possible. That's what's going to make it such a good story! We can laugh at the bad fics, while we're all secretly dying inside and just want someone to actually love us. I mean come on! DOBBY is getting more action than me! Wait, where was I? Right, be creative!

Those are my rules, and they are subject to change, though I doubt they will at all. I hope that you will all enjoy this admirable adventure we are going on together, and I can't wait to see what fate has in store for us! Thank you for reading kiddos, and happy writing!