Just Kids | Peter Parker

32| Shipped

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"So what was up with Banner?" I asked, flicking broken bottle shards across the floor, "he totally wrecked the quinjet, and made us take this leisure ship."

We had been out of Sakaar for a little less than an hour, and we already found all four of us sitting on the ground in celebration. Celebration, that included all three adults drinking, and me watching in thirst.

Even though I tried to explain to them my real age, they shot me down with the response: my body is still 17. They weren't wrong, and I hated it.

"Poor lad saw a video of his girlfriend back on Earth," Thor joked, taking a huge gulp of flame-whisky, "got embarrassed, like a human teenager."

"I'm right here, guys," Banner said in offense, "I can hear everything you're saying!"

"Wait, wait wait," I smirked, "girlfriend?"

"Well, it was complicated."

Valkyrie shrugged, "but was it love?"

"I don't want to talk about it," Bruce sighed, "I haven't seen her in forever, and she's probably moved on."

"To who?"

"Literally anyone else on the planet?" He said flusteredly, "she and Steve are always talking, and being Avenger-buddies, so probably him?"

It took me a moment to process what he was saying, and then it clicked in my brain. He was talking about Natasha, wasn't he? I never knew her very well, but I didn't expect him to have ever dated her. But Steve?

A laugh escaped from my throat, and I shook my head, "are you talking about Steve Rogers?"

Banner nodded his head, "why? Is there something I don't know?"

"She's not with Steve, I can guarantee that."

"How would you know?"

"Steve's my dad," I grinned, "and he has an not legal, yet still evident, husband."

Thor widened his eyes, as if he heard the best news of his life. Apparently we all knew (with the exception of Val) who I was talking about. Slamming his bottle down on the ground, the God stuck his pointer-finger out in excitement.

"I always knew something was going on between those two," he emphasized, "why isn't it legal?"

"Because they're old fashioned like that," I explained, "they like the idea of having a secret affair, even though they don't realize everyone knows about it."

"Sounds about right."

"But what about you?" Valkyrie said, sitting up, "are you having a secret affair?"

"Val, I'm 17!"

"And?" She teased, pushing a strand of hair out of her face, "I saw you making eyes at Loki back at the compound."

Once Thor heard that, his jaw dropped open, and he let out a confused gasp. So did Banner. I rolled my eyes, crossing my arms in front of my chest in disbelief.

Yeah, Loki definitely brainwashed me into stealing the tesseract for him, but that didn't change the fact that he was incredibly good-looking. But besides his chiseled facial features, he was a hard pass.

"Yeah, he's hot," I admitted, "but I would rather rot in a Sakaarian cell then actually like him."

"Well, there has to be someone," Thor pressed, "enlighten us."