Me: " hey Siri, tips on how to kiss"
Siri: "Step one: Make sure you're comfortable.
Step two:Lock the door
Step three:Turn off the lights
Step four: Go to sleep, you lonely ass"
Me: "good idea"

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Funny As Hell!!!
RandomPLEASE BE WARNED THIS BOOK IS LOADED WITH JOKES!!!!!!!! READ AT YOUR OWN RISK!!!!!