VARTIK KI DULHANIYAAS

Hawaii We Are Coming !!

(The next day)

Kartik: bhai Kal flight hai, Jaldi pack karle.
Varun: yaar abhi 10 ghante aur baaki hai. Karlenge na
Kartik: tujhe Jo karna hai kar par mein baad me Teri help Nahi karunga. Theeke?
Varun: Haan Haan Ja paka mat pakaau insaan

(1 hour later)

Varun: yaar Meri black wali t-shirt kahan hai?
Kartik: maine bola na. I'm not gonna help you.
Varun: yaar please. Meri suitcase bhar chuki hai.
Kartik: tujhe bhari Hui suitcase Nai chahiye toh tu use khali karde.
Varun: mazak mat kar. Chal Yeh le. Apne suitcase mein jaake thoos ise.
Kartik: ooooohh hello. I am not keeping your clothes in my suitcase

*(meanwhile alia and sara)*

Alia: shampoo?
Sara: done
Alia: hair brush
Sara: done
Alia: conditioner
Sara: hogaya
Alia: 3 din ke trip ke liye 24 pairs of clothes?
Sara: rakhliya
Alia: face mask?
Sara: done done
Alia: swimsuit?
Sara: rakhliya
Alia: okay ready to goo!
Sara: arre Humne toh important cheeze hi nahi rakhi!
Alia: Kya?
Sara: sunscreen yaar!
Alia: oh Haan! Mujhe Sirf tan chahiye, pura sun burn Nai!
Sara: Accha woh bhi pack kardiya.
Alia: well done babes!

(the boys reach the airport before everyone else
after reaching, they see, Sara alia, ananya ishaan, aadar and tara and getting down from their cab)

Varun: bhai airport mein coolie woolie Nai hote Kya?
Kartik: tu Pagal wagal toh nahi ho gaya hai.
Varun: Nai, Sara ka bag thoda bhaari lag raha tha.
Kartik: Accha, tujhe itni fikar hai toh tu hi uske bags utha le. Aur saat mein hum Sab ke bags bhi utha liyo
Varun: Accha toh Mujhe Apna naukar bana ke rakhle

(Everyone come near varun and Kartik)

Alia: hey guys
Sara: sorry Hum mai thodi Der hogayi.
Kartik: no problem. We also came just now
Varun: now that you guys are here, please take care of my bags, I have to go use the bathroom.
All: arre yaar
Kartik: ghar se karke aana chahiye tha na
Varun: chal chal, mummy mat ban.

(varun goes to the washroom)

Sara: guys guys. Team meeting team meeting.
Sara: day after tomorrow is varun's birthday.
Kartik: ohhhh yaaahhh
Sara: shhhhhhh. It has to be a surprise. It's a secret party
Kartik: cigarette party?
Ishaan: secret party bola be usne
Kartik: Haan Mujhe sunayi deta Hai.
Alia: Accha stop fighting. So it's gonna be a secret party OK?

(varun comes. But he does not hear anything)

Varun: party? What party? Kab party?
Kartik: Aahhhhhh.. Hawaii mei raat ko zabardast party hone wali hai
Varun: oh Accha.
Kartik: Haan pool wool Hoga. Zabardast party!
Varun: ohkay okay
Kartik: naach gana zabardast party!
Varun: Haan theeke Mujhe sunayi deta hai
Kartik: sorry. Bachpan si hi thoda utavla.
Sara: Accha we'll leave?
Alia: Haan Haan come.

(they go to airport security)

(at the airport security)

Kartik: yaar lagta hai mein Apna passport ghar par Bhulaaya
Varun: Accha, aur tu Mujhe taane Maar raha tha, jaldi pack karle jaldi Pack karle.
Kartik: mil gaya. Tera bhai Pagal toh zarur hai par bhulakkad nai
Varun: Teri Yeh heropanti thoda band Karega.
Airport security wali: sir can I have your passport please
Kartik: haan ji yeh lijiye mera passport...aur kuch chahiye kya..
varun: aree alia idhar zara aana dekho toh aapka ladka kya kya kare jaa raha hai
kartik: aeee chup re..maam could I have the window seat
Varun: no I want the window seat!
Alia: why are you acting like Chote bacche
Varun: oh hello madam. Window seat ka haq sabko hona chahiye. Aur Hume hamere haq ke liye ladna chahiye.
Kartik: Accha Zara batana tune bhi election me hissa liya tha na?
Varun: nai. Ofc not.

(meanwhile alia and Sara)

Alia: ma'am give me the window seat please
Sara: no I want the window seat.
Varun: kisi ne kaha tha hume bacchon ki acting nahi karni chahiye
Alia: later kisi aur ne Yeh bhi kaha ki apne haq ke liye ladna chahiye

(Varun and alia smile at each other)

Airport security wali: ahem ahem. Here are your tickets sir. Please enjoy your flight.

(after boarding the plane....Kartik sits in the window seat and varun sits besides him)

Kartik: (opens a book and starts reading)
Varun: (yawns) Yeh kya padh raha hai bhai?
Kartik: Jane the virgin
Varun: virgin? Bilkul Teri Tarah?
Kartik: mein virgin nai hun theeke
Varun: mummy bhi Tere sir pe, virgin olive oil lagati thi na?
Kartik: no! Pehli baat toh Yeh ki mummy Naaryal ka tel lagati thi. Aur doosri baat, I'm not a virgin
Air hostess: excuse me. Will you like to have something?
Varun: sure, I'll take a cranberry juice. And my friend will have mojito, "virgin" mojito
Kartik: (loudly) I am not a virgin!

(the air hostess and everybody else start looking at kartik)

Kartik: (hides behind his book)
Varun: yaar thoda chillll Karna
Kartik: fridge me ghusa diyo Mujhe Phir
Varun: yaar tu itna lame kab se bana?
Kartik: Haan chal Pareshan mat kar. Book padhne de ....

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