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Varun: okay.. I am really sorry OK. Maaf karde bhaii
Kartik: chal theeke.. Agli Baar se ..
Varun: Aisa pakka kuch Nai karunga theeke.
[30/09, 2:30 am] Saniya: kartik: vd jalaile....tu saala jal ke raakh ho jaa
yeh kaisa ghanghor  paap kar diya maine yaar
Varun: BHAI Mujhe Sacchi Nai pata tha.
Kartik: Bachpan se saath mein bade hoen hain aur tujhe itna Nai pata tha?!
Varun: mummy kasam yaar. I didn't know. Aunty ki kasam also.
Kartik: Ayy. Mere mummy ki kasam nai khana theeke .
Varun: arre mein iss aunty ki baat kar raha tha
Sara: I am not an aunty OK! 
Kartik: Ayy, Sara ko kuch mat bol..
Varun: (in a little bit of amusement) okay...
[30/09, 2:30 am] Saniya: Varun: thank you all for coming yaar. This is so special for me. (starts sobbing) 
Kartik: bhai Teri bidaayi Nai ho rahi hai ki tu itna to raha hai samjha na
Sara:bidaayi hogi naa ....shaadi hone me baad mujhese shaadi karne ke baad toh ye khoon ke aasun royega
Varun: (stuffs a sandwich in Kartiks mouth to shut him up)
Kartik: (eats the sandwich) sach hi toh bola Maine
Alia: kartik what did u must have?
Kartik: cake, kyun?  Mere mu pe cake laga hai Kya? I don't want my skin to get spoiled
Alia: arre no yaar just now. What did u have. Did u just eat the sandwich which was in vds hand?
Kartik: yeah.. Why?
Varun: why are you asking?
Alia: kartik you don't eat non veg no!
Sara: wait. Was it a chicken sandwich?
Varun: yes...
Kartik: oh shitt. Kya kardiya BHAI tuneee
  (they see varun coming holding Kartiks shoulders while Kartik is holding on to his stomach)
Tara: OK guys guys. Now we have to go book the flight tickets or we'll get late.
Ananya: exactly! You guys keep fighting like kids and we'll miss our flight.
Kartik: we are not fighting OK. Fine come let's check out.
Alia: OK guys. Let's go pack and we'll meet here at 6.30 sharp ok?
All: okk

Sara: now where is kartik?
Alia: they'll come why are u getting worried?
Sara: no.. That's not what I meant. Like kahan hain varun aur Kartik. Hamari plane miss ho jayegi na. Isiliye.
Alia: pakka na?
Sara: arre pakka tu chill kar
Sara: kartik kya hua??
Varun: pett kharab hai uska 
Ananya: oh my god! Hamari plane chuut jayegi!
Alia: tumhe plane ki padhi hai? Yahan kartik ki tabyat theek nai hai.
Ananya: Haan Haan jo bhi ..
Varun: Mujhe toh lagta hai ki kartik pregnant ho gaya hai 😂
Alia: Kiske saat?  Koi aur hoga na toh mein uska mu Tod dungi
(sara looks at alia and then looks away) 
Alia: Sara kuch problem hai Kya? Tumhari bhi tabyat kharab hai Kya?

(just then kartik throws up)
Varun: Abh toh Mujhe pakka lagta hai ki Yeh pregnant hai

(everybody take kartik to the hotel's clinic)
(at the clinic, after 20mins)

Doctor: you can come in now! He's all fine.
(everybody walks in)
Varun: Ohh it's you sushant!!
sushant yes it's me!
Varun: oh my god! You are a doctor too?
sushant: yes I am. Aur Tumhara dost Bilkul theek hai. Tension ki koi baat Nai hai. Bas Shayad usne kuch ulta seedha kha liya hoga..
Varun: oops..
Sara: see its all your fault.
Varun: arre I said sorry na..
Alia: so sushant when will he get discharged?
sushant: he must take rest for some time. After that u can take him.
Alia: ok thank you so much
sushant: no problem
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To BE CoNtInUeD......