Purring and Yipping

Night Out

It had been a particularly slow day in Mythlandia. Sure, there was the occasional mishap and troublesome magical creature, but other than that, nothing. One evening over at Miguel's house, said dog was currently on his couch, watching a movie as his feline girlfriend Felicity laid on his lap, enjoying a good ear scratching from him.

Over at King Nacho's kingdom, he was napping on his couch. His own lover, Lady Catterly had come over for the day and was reading a book next to him as she scratched his belly, causing him to kick his legs in his sleep, which she found adorable.

Finally, in Newhoundland, Mayor Wags was finishing up the last of his paperwork for the evening. His recent now-girlfriend, Snowball was helping him file it all.

One thing they all had in common is that they were all bored out of their minds.

That was until the clocks struck 7. It was finally that time of the month already. The three dogs looked at their watches, all of them beeping at the same time. That immediately cheered them up.

"GUYS NIGHT! WOOO!" They cheered ecstatically. "We'll see you in a few hours, honey! Love you!"

After kissing (or licking) their partners on the cheek, they rushed outside, cheering and howling as they did.

The cats smiled at their boyfriends' energy and enthusiasm. Suddenly, their own watches beeped. They immediately squealed in delight.

"Alright! GIRLS NIGHT OUT!" They cheered as they rushed to get ready.

"So guys, where do you guys wanna go tonight?" Miguel asked

"Wherever the night takes us." Nacho said.

"I heard about this new burrito place that opened up. Rumor has it, you get a 75% discount if you order and manage to eat their hottest burrito: 'I Hate Myself'." Wags said.

"You wanna get help with that?" Miguel asked, concerned.

"No, that's what it's called: The 'I Hate Myself' burrito." Wags corrected.

"Oh, that makes sense." Nacho and Miguel said.

With that settled, they made their way to the restaurant, not knowing the agony they were about to get themselves in.

15 minutes later...

Wags rushed out of the restaurant's doors, screaming in pain as his face turned bright red. His friends were not too far behind.

"MY STOMACH IS A KILN! THE PAIN!" He howled.

Just then, they made it to a river. There, the mayor of Newhoundland dunked his head with a splash. His relieved sighs could be heard bubbling out of the water.

"Dude! Are you okay?" Nacho asked.

"Does it look like it?!" Wags panted, pulling his head out of the water.

"Is it bad I got it all on camera?" Miguel piped up.

"Delete. That. Right. Now." Wags demanded.

Meanwhile, the cats were having the time of their lives at the new disco that had recently opened up.

"I will admit, Felicity. This the best disco place I've been too in a while." Snowball commented.

"You said it, Mayor." Felicity replied.

Just then, a crowd started to form around one person. Felicity and Snowball went to get a glimpse of what was going on and found Catterly in the center of it, absolutely killing it on the dance floor.

"Okay, now you're just showing off." Felicity remarked.

"Oh, don't be jealous." Catterly teased playfully.

Back with the dogs, Wags had just recovered from his spicy endeavor. Right now, they were at the bowling alley, but they weren't just simply rolling their bowling balls down the lane, no. They were adding flare to it by doing trick shots.

"Alright, I dare you guys to top this." Miguel smirked.

Putting his ball on the floor, Miguel walked back a few paces, pulled out his staff, turned it into a guitar, and played an awesome guitar riff. That caused the guitar to shoot out magical lightning. The bolt struck the ball, causing it to fly over the lane instead of rolling across it, as it hit and knocked down the anthropomorphic bowling pins, resulting in a strike.

"I really need to get a better job." One of them groaned.

"You wanna play rough, eh?" Nacho smirked back.

"Oh, boy, is he gonna do it?" Wags said.

Picking up his ball, the Anubis king swung his ball with all his might. Unfortunately, that resulted in him throwing the ball through the ceiling, much to the relief of the bowling pins and to the shock, as well as dismay, of him and his friends.

"Huh, guess I don't know my own strength." He figured, flexing his muscles.

"Are we not going to question where that thing will land?" Wags chimed in.

Back with the cats, the 3 were in bliss as Catterly had booked them an appointment at 24 hour spa. Felicity was getting her fur done, Catterly was having her claws done, and Snowball was getting a massage.

"This is the life." Felicity sighed contentedly.

"Get idea getting spa treatments at night." Snowball said, before groaning at the masseuse. "Ow! Not so hard!"

"I knew you'd enjoy, girls." Catterly giggled. "This just so happens to be on my top 5 places to relax."

Suddenly, a bright blue and yellow bowling ball crashed through the ceiling and clonked the fairy that was doing the aristocratic feline's claws on the head, knocking her out. They looked at the ball and, judging by the color and the initials etched onto it, they quickly realized who that belonged to. Sighing, Catterly pulled out her phone and dialed her boyfriend's number. After a few seconds of ringing, he answered.

"It happened again, didn't it?" He deadpanned. "That's the 3rd time this month."

"Listen, Nacho, as much as I admire your strength, and believe me, I do." She melted a little at the very thought before straightening up. " But you really need to watch your strength."

"I'm trying, okay?" Nacho said. "I gotta go. Bye."

"How did I fall in love with such a goofball?" Catterly sighed dreamily.

"Well, if anything, you picked the right one." Snowball commented.

"Hey, girls, what are these secret treatments?" Felicity asked, looking at the catalog.

"DON'T!" Catterly warned. "Take my word for it."

"Okay, okay. No need to be so brash." Felicity said.

Once the spa treatments were done, the cats were walking down the street with the intent of going home.

"I'd say this has been one of the best girls' night outs ever." Felicity grinned.

"You said it." Snowball agreed.

"Indeed." Catterly nodded.

Just then, a loud howl rang through the city, startling them. They soon calmed down when they realized what that was. Pulling out a pair of binoculars, Felicity looked around until she saw, perched at the top of the highest hill, the three dogs stood with their heads raised, howling loudly and proudly.

"Yep, it's just the boys doing their end-of-night-out howling." Felicity confirmed. "Miguel says it's a dog thing."

Suddenly, other dogs that heard the howl started howling themselves.

"Does that include this?" Snowball asked.

"Yep."

Just then, they heard Yana across the street howling herself.

"Why are you howling?" Felicity asked.

"I don't know. It seemed fun." The yeti answered.