"I have no idea what to do with this." Miguel said.
Even before they started dating, they already knew of a lot of dog and cat things. Still, there were still some things both sides didn't get with Miguel being worse off than his mate. The situation he was currently in right now was one such example. There he was, staring in confusion at his girlfriend lazily flopping around on her couch as he held a shaker full of catnip which they had gotten from the store. This was one cat thing that definitely bewildered and intrigued him.
"I don't get what's so special about this." He remarked, shaking the container. "Do I eat it or something like that?"
"Well, DUH. You'll know what I'm talking about." Felicity giggled.
Eyeing the green stuff with suspicion, he decided to see what was so special about it. Pulling a chicken sandwich out of his pocket, he copiously sprinkled it with the catnip before gobbling it up in one bite. After swallowing, he waited for something, anything, to happen, but he felt nothing.
"Well?" She hummed.
"Well nothing! I don't feel anything!" He griped.
"Hmm, I heard somewhere that it takes longer to affect dogs." The cat theorized.
"In that case, whoever said that is full of-"
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Both under the effects of the catnip, the two turned to cuddling which then evolved into a fierce make out session. Pulling their lips away, they looked into each other's bloodshot eyes.
"Oh my God, it feels so good!" Miguel squealed.
"Told you." Felicity purred.
With that, they went back to locking lips and wrestling tongues. They were so engrossed in indulging each other, they didn't notice Nacho and Catterly coming in and promptly leaving with red faces to give them some space.
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Purring and Yipping
Roman d'amourOne-shots involving the magical cat Felicity and the Anubis Chihuahua Miguel.