Stories from my Childhood

Dogs

               So I got a new dog yesterday.

It's been amazing, but horrible at the same time. Her name is Daisy Mae, she follows me everywhere, loves cuddles, and likes to puke on carpets. 

So, this morning she fell asleep right next to me on my bed, I had to shove her away from me because she snores like she needs it to survive, which now that I think about it, she probably does. But anyway, I went to sleep rather early so I woke up rather early, around 1 am.

And do you wanna know what I woke up to?

No, no you don't.

The sound of puking. So I jumped out of bed and found her bent down on my carpet puking.

There's no point, I'm just grossing all of you out.