Jeff the unicorn was at a shop one day he went to the counter and set his ham in the table the shop keeper "hello wats ur name" Jeff replied "My name is Jeff" (notice the sarcasm) He then paid and walked out of the shop a magical turtle hit him and Jeff woke up in hospital "were the duck am I" said Jeff the magical unicorn "Your in heaven" replied the magical turtle "ummm no I'm not ....I'm in a hospital" Spoke Jeff the magical unicorn "then why did u ask?" Whispered the magical turtle " because I can said the magical unicorn Jeff 😭So much swag In this story thanks for reading if u did lol