Jayfeather: imma make u blue, and u red and U PURPLE!!!
Hollyleaf: what are you doing?
Jayfeather: playin da Sims 3
*flashes crazy eyes*
Hollyleaf: do you need help? Did have to much catnip?
Jayfeather: no no no no!!! Purple don't go and smell the cowplant its gonna eat you!!!!!!
*starts clicking frantically*
Hollyleaf: LEAFPOOL! Jayfeather needs medical assistance!!!
Leafpool: what?
Hollyleaf: jayfeather's gone mental
Leafpool: *confused*
Hollyleaf: *points to Jayfeather who is clicking insanely fast"
Leafpool: ill get the mint *runs off*
*leafpool comes back*
Leafpool- Jayfeather eat this!
Jayfeather: why?
Leafpool: cuz you need it! You have a fever of 21457 and if you don't take this right now you will die in 74 seconds!!!
*Jayfeather eats all of it*
Jayfeather: *passes out*
Leafpool: *walks away*
Hollyleaf: the Sims looks fun....
*starts playing the Sims*
*laughs hystericaly*
That was chapter 3!
Comment what you want 2 see in chapter 4!!
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