FYI!!
This chapter is mostly Greystripe on Match.com.... Lolz"Hmmmm.... Let's see what hot she-cats are on match today....." Greystripe goes on his laptop and logs into his account (greystripe_iz_hot) he sees he has 45 messeges.
21 of which were from Millie_Lilly45
Greystripe roles his eyes.
He checks the messeges,
Millie_Lilly45- hey grey grey you wanna stop by ma den later tonight and we can do some....*inappropriate content*
Millie_Lilly45- Grey grey?! You promised u would come!!!!! >:(
Millie_Lilly45- WHY DIDNT U COME GREY GREY!!!! :'(
*18 more messeges from Millie_lilly45*
*5 messeges from BrightHeartOneEye*
*3 messeges from Mistystar*
*10 messeges from DawnyPelt5532*Greystripe sighs, he only gets messages from the weird she-cats, and what the hell was Mistystar doing on Match.com?!?!
Dawnpelt was okay, but she was part of ShadowClan and well....NO JUST NO!
Brightheart already had a mate.
And Millie was a stalker.
BUT THEN. 1.1 SECONDS AGO THE HOTTEST SHE-CAT EVER JUST MESSEGED GREYSTRIPE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*One messeges from Squirrilflight*
Squirrilflight- Hey do you want to maybe hang out later.....? And do you know......*inappropriate content*
Greystripe_iz_hot- I'm coming over right now baby.....and.... *inappropriate content*Hope you liked chapter 4!!!! Please vote!!
Chapter 5 coming VERY soon!
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Warriors (Spoof!)
HumorDISCLAIMER: I do not own warriors FYI- Based on the time when Firestar was Fireheart (warrior) (then later in the story skips to Firestar as leader) This is MY version of warriors, it's modern and funny. Fireheart/star loves Social media Bluestar...