Team Fortress 2 as things me and my friends say on discord

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Scout: My eyes are in so much fucking pain

Sniper: Pathetic
I went to sleep at 2:43
You went to sleep at 21:00 because you're a child!

Scout: I went to sleep at... 10:30 then woke up at... 3:00am before being woken up again at, uhh, 5:00 by some dumb ass coyote outside.
So
uh
I don't know
I'm not a child I'm just fucking healthy you insomniac

Sniper: Child :)