Team Fortress 2 as things me and my friends say on discord

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Demoman, fucking hallucinating at this point: So, I just saw Kermit John Wick having a seizure on the floor 
And it was fine
But then I realised, AM I FUCKING DREAMING?!
And I died, on the battlefield
And... Am I dreaming? What the fuck even was that??
Kermit fucking screamed at me, he said, "IT'S THE BABAYAGAAA"
Or whatever the fuck he said, and... ANd I was like...
ARE YOU JOHN WICK OR KERMIT THE FACKING FROG, MAKE AP YE MIND!