Bowser x Bowser jr: A Lovely Day (Oneshot)

❤️❤️❤️Bowser Asks for Help🧡🧡🧡

The sun shined brightly "Like a patient etherized upon a table." (- T.S. Eliot) and King Koopa, also known as Bowser, was pacing around his throne room. It was a typical day, therefore, Peach was in the throne room with him. Except she was in a cage, and he was on the ground, big difference.

They were both sitting in silence, that is until Bowser's son, Bowser jr, came running into the room.

"Papa, papa! Mario's here!" He shouted excitedly. Bowser nearly jumped out of his skin, he didn't expect his son to be that loud, yet he turned from his pacing to greet him.

"Junior! I honestly didn't expect Mario to be here that fast to be honest... uh... do you want to go handle him?"

"Oh boy, would I!" Junior started to bounce up and down in place. Bowser started to blush. The way Junior was standing in front of him. The way his hair and hankerchief (I think that's how you spell it I'm too lazy to fix the squiggly red line underneath it) bounced a little more than his body did. To Bowser, Junior was... beautiful, and cute, an- wait, what. 

As Junior raced out of the room, Bowser turned away, facing Peach. Peach could visibly see that he was blushing, but was confused as to the reason why. She figured it was due to her.

"Are you sure you don't have a kidnapping kink?" She asked, smirking at Bowser.

"No, it's just... umm..." Bowser trailed off. He couldn't stop thinking of Junior, and just how damn cool he is (I'm not using words like hot and sexy bc Junior is a minor), seriously, who wouldn't want a cool boyfri- no, son. Why was he having these feelings towards a child, let alone his own son? Bowser looked towards the door that Mario would inevitably come barging in like a fucking freight train through. 'There's time...' he thought to himself. He turned back towards his guest.

"Peach, you can be honest with me, right?" He started. Peach tiled her head in confusion, but responded.

"Yeah, I can. Is something wrong?"

"Peach, I've had a crush on you for a long time. Like, a huge crush. But..." His voice trailed off again. He looked back towards the door. He had a sense of dread that Mario was coming soon, and he needed to get this conversation off his chest as soon as possible.

"You see," he continued, "I've recently noticed that I've been getting... feelings for Junior..." Peach was even more confused now, yet she tried to understand what he was getting at.

"What kind of feelings?" she nervously inquired. She had a feeling she knew the answer to that question, but she hoped it wasn't the case.

"Romantic feelings..." Bowser answered, his voice lowering so much that Peach could barely hear it. Yet, she could make out the words, and was shocked to say the least.

"Bowser... I-" Peach began, but was cut off by a loud thumping sound from beyond the door.

"I know, I know! It's wrong! I know it's wrong! But... I don't know how to make them stop... I don't want to date him! He's my fucking son, I don't want to date him! It would traumatize him for life!" Bowser shouted, completely ignoring the thumping getting louder and covering his face with his hands.

"I know, Bowser, I know..." That was all Peach could really say. Despite not loving Bowser in any romantic way, shape, or form, he was still her friend and she felt bad for him. He was clearly suffering and she didn't want him to do so. She perked her head up when she heard footsteps come towards the door. She knew who that was, then she remembered a story that someone told her, then she got an idea.

"Hey, Bowser?" she said, causing him to slightly lower his hands from his face and look to her. "I know how to help you. I know someone who went through a similar experience to you, and I think he could help you." Bowser's eyes widened and he completely removed his hands from his face.

"Really?! Who is it?! I want to meet them!" he asked excitedly.

Suddenly, the door to the throne room opened, and Mario ran into the room, causing both men to get into fighting stances. Peach clapped excitedly, but what she said was something both men didn't expect.

"Hey, Mario, can you give Bowser the name of your therapist? He's having similar problems like you had. You know, your feelings you used to have towards Luigi."