A romantic story of Lord Farquaad? Yes please!
A thrilling tale with you and Squidward? Totally!
Imagines of odd people that will give you a good laugh, and cure your boredom! Requests are open!!
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WARNING: VERY WEIRD AND LONG You couldn't believe it, today was the day you were going to see your childhood crush, Lord Farquaad. It's been 25 years since You last saw his beautiful face. You saw his castle from a distance, and couldn't help but feel like you should visit. You threw on a beautiful red dress fit for a queen, slipped on your glass slippers that you "borrowed" from your friend Cinderella, and some classy jewelry from the 75 cent store. Your great friend Goldilocks came over and did your hair, while your brother, the Muffin Man, bedazzled an old pair of your jeans. You know that Lord Farquaad was so rich, that he had tons of beautiful steeds. So you looked for a beautiful horse, to ride to his castle, the closest thing you could find, was a waffle loving donkey that smelled like syrup and manure. You told him that if he let you ride him to the castle, you would give him waffles, he agreed. You waved goodbye to Goldilocks and your brother, and made your way to your dream man's castle. When you arrived, you rode outside his window and took a breath. Then, you screamed at the top of your lungs. "YO MY HOT DUDE, TIS I, YOUR NEW LOVA!" You saw him step outside to see you. Your stomach was filled with butterflies, and your mouth formed a big bright smile. He hasn't changed a single bit, literally. He hasn't grown any taller, and he hasn't even changed his hair style, he was the same beautiful man you fell in love with many years ago. You opened your mouth to say something, but he interrupted. "What's that? It's hideous!" He declared in disgust as he looked in our direction. "Lol your talking about the donkey right?" You asked pointing to the animal I rode in on. "Probably," Donkey said. "No I'm talking about you.....whoever you are. Leave here at once." He answered, pointing to the way we came in. I crossed my arms and pouted. "Your not even gonna acknowledge how amazing my hair looks?" I asked annoyed. "Come on boo, you know you want me," I said, wiggling my eyebrows. "I don't even know who you are, leave before I call my guards!" He yelled in anger. "Ooooo your cute when your angry! I mean your cute always, but still." "GUARDS, TAKE HER AWAY AT ONCE! AND FIND OUT WHAT HAIR PRODUCT SHE USES!" He screamed, having his guard immediately run towards you. "I WILL NEVER TELL YOU MY BEAUTY SECRETS, NEVERRR!" You screamed as you were dragged away from the castle, with the the donkey skipping next to you. ———————————————— You sat on your couch wearing your newly bedazzled jeans drinking a capri sun. You have accepted that you won't get together with Lord Farquaad. You will find someone better that him, you already have a new crush. You are already getting close to him. You smiled at him as he ate the waffles you promised him, and you felt the butterflies come back to you.
