Nola And a Thousand Sheds SCRIPT

Scene 1 Part 1

This is a script for a musical I wrote about a year and an eighth ago. 

Scene 1: Cafeteria

Nola:

OMG Regeena! I literally failed the test!

Regeena:

What did you get? 60?

Nola:

NO! I got 99 percent!

Regeena:

Nola, April Fools is tomorrow...

Nola:

I'm not joking, Regeena, ugh, you're such a Rejina!

Rejina (from across the cafeteria):

DID SOMEBODY SAY MY NAME?

(Rejina tosses her jacket at Gretchen as the music begins)  

Rejina: This really sounds like a cliche musical (Woah woah)

But little miss Nola caused a war

On the playground, everyone's sore

And tired from all your garbage

There are now two sides

Keeping peace far apart

If only we could be beautifullllll

But you said not today

Nola: (pauses music for short line)

Rejina, this is your fault too!

(continues)

I think that you should know

But my daddy owns a thousand sheds

Bragging all along

It's not imaginary

Everyone: YOU'RE A XIGUA

A XIIIIIIIIIIIIGUAAAAAA

Nola: No I'm not!

Gretchen: My name is Gretchenn

And I'm like Rejina's bestie

Lola, you think you got it all

With your a thousand sheds

But please, now the school's apart

Just let Rejina take the throne

And give Regeena back!

We can all be friends

As long as you stobbbbbb

(ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh)

Nola: I'm going to fight for what's right!

This is my DESTINY

Regeena: You sound like a D**ney Princess

Nola: HUSH OR WE WILL BE COPYRIGHTED

Rejina, I won't step down

Or my supporters will frown

You must see, soon you'll see

THAT THIS IS MINEEEEEEEEEE

Gretchen/Regeena: END THE MUSIC CUE!

(DUN)

Regeena:

And this is why you never say Rejina out loud like that.