Nola And a Thousand Sheds SCRIPT

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Regeena: (music starts)

Song: 

WE ARE THE SIDEKICKS

OF TWO JERK-WADS

ACTUALLY, ONE IS NICE

AND ONE IS A TRASH-CAn

Gretchen/Half of everyone: OoOOOOOOOoOOOOOOhhhh

Regeena: You know that no-la

Is the girl you HATE

And you know Rejina

Is schoolwide pretty

We are the sidekicks

Non crucial to the plot

Main characters are supposed to be likeable

But I think we are more likeable than No-la-la-la-la

Gretchen: She's one trash can

That gives out demands

Are you sure that you don't wanna

Leave her?

Everyone: Leave her, yeah!

Regeena:

Let's go back to the start of the song

We are the sidekicks

Gretchen: Ladies and Gentlemen!

Regeena: Nola is a jerkwad!

Gretchen: She owns a thousand sheds

Regeena: Each shed with a bed

Gretchen: How stupid!

Regeena: (music pause) Where is this going?

Gretchen: WE ARE THE SIDEKICKS

OF TWO RIVALRY SIDES

YET SOMEHOW WE GET ALONG

SO I GUESS NOLA IS UNLIKEABLE

WE ARE THE SIDEKICKS

IRRELEVANT

BUT NOLA IS WORSE

I DON'T GET WHY YOU HANG WITH HER

YOU MUST BE SO BLUE-OOH-OOH

Regeena: WELL,
BEING THE SIDEKICK OF NOLA

COSTS A LOT BECAUSE, DUH

SHE'S SO UNLIKEABLE

Everyone: UN-LIKE-ABLEEEEEEEE

Rejina: Regeena, it's not too late!

You can come back

I'll pay you moreeeee

How much are they paying you

Regeena: Don't worry, I'll be your friend for free,

But for Nola it costs a certain fee

Gretchen: LET'S FINISH THE LAST CHORUS SO THIS CAN BE THE LAST MUSIC CUE FOR A NEXT TWENTY MINUTES!

Everyone: WE ARE THE SIDEKICKS

OF TWO RIVALRIES

WE ARE THE SIDEKICKS

MORE RELEVANT THAN NOLA

WE ARE THE SIDEKICKS

OH YEAH YEAH