Crazy hoey family

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-Wednesday- 11: 32 p.m

Mina: Can I ask something?

Midoriya: what?

Mina: Can you tell us about your family?

Midoriya: @Aizawa Can we tell them?

Aizawa: sure.

Midoriya: So, Aizawa had gotten drunk and had sex with two girls got them both pregnant and 9 months later me and Hitoshi popped out a couple days apart and then Hitoshi's mom found out she was lesbo along with my mom and then Aizawa found out he was gay for All Might and Present Mic.

Midoriya: Then my mom and Kacchan's mom found out they liked each other and so Katsuki's mom and Dad got a divorce and three years later they got married and Aizawa got married to Papa and Pops and now they're married.

Midoriya: So basically me and Hitoshi are half brothers and me and Kacchan are step brothers and Aizawa a.k.a Dad and our moms are actually best friends.

Todoroki: Yes! I knew you were All Might's secret love child!

Midoriya: oh my god...

Mina: So you're telling me All Might is married to Dadzawa and Dadmic and we didn't know?!

Shinso: yes.

Mina: so, Our teacher is a Whore!

Aizawa: Hey!

Shinso added Toshinori.

Shinso: We told them our family story.

Toshinori: oh.

Midoriya: Hey pops.

Toshinori: Hey Izu.

Aizawa: I'm gonna go kill myself.

Toshinori: Shota no!

Aizawa: Shota yEs!

Yamada: we talked about this...

Toshinori: oh shit he's on the roof!

Midoriya: Daddy!!!! You got kids!!!

Yamada: He's down he's coming to hug you and Hito.

Midoriya: ok.

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