" The lord of hell , Lucifer gets bored and takes a vacation in LA , one day a friend of his gets murdered and he meets a homicide detective , Chloe Decker , he starts solving cases with her and then he becomes the civilian consultant for the LAPD...
" Lucifer , Chloe and Maze went to visit Delilah's therapist in Beverly Hills , Chloe got irritated because maze joined them , they reached to Delilah's therapist office , they stepped out , maze slammed the door behind her , Chloe rolled her eyes , Lucifer and Chloe closed the door , she locked the car and went inside , they sat in the waiting room , maze was swinging her blades , Lucifer sat next to chloe and crossed his legs , he looked at her " Lucifer : detective , did my father send you? Chloe : you're strange " suddenly a door open and Dr.Linda Martin came out of the room " Dr.Linda : okay detectives , I'll see you now " she went inside , Lucifer Chloe and maze got up " Lucifer : oh , detectives " he went inside and maze followed him , Chloe rolled her eyes and went inside " Chloe : Dr. Martin , I'd like to ask you a few questions about Delilah " Linda was staring at Lucifer , he smiled " Lucifer : you're thinking about it , aren't you? Linda : what? Lucifer : yes I wouldn't recommend it , I'm like walking heroin , very habit-forming , it never ends well " Linda sighed " Chloe : I'm sorry , do... do you two know each other? Lucifer , no , no , but I know that look Linda : I don't know what you're talking about Lucifer : that's interesting , cause you don't look at me that way " he looked at Chloe " Chloe : what way? Maze : with carnal fascination Lucifer : exactly Chloe : that's cause it doesn't exist Lucifer : no , you see , that's just it... with most women , it does , I tend to appeal to the dark , mischievous hearts in all of you , but you detective you seem oddly immune to my charms Chloe : referring to them as " charms " I think it's a bit of a stretch , truth be told , I find you repulsive " he nodded " Chloe : like on a chemical level " maze glared at chloe " Lucifer : that's fascinating Maze : seriously? " she rolled her eyes and he sighed " Lucifer : now , tell me Linda .... Linda : you say it's fascinating , and yet I can see that it disturbs you , doesn't it? " he frowned " Linda : deeply Chloe : Dr. Martin , we know that , um , Delilah was having a clandestine affair with a wealthy married man , so if you just tell us his name , we will be on our way Linda : I'm sorry , I can't do that Lucifer : oh , she's one of the complex ones " maze swung her blades and stood up " Maze : I can take care of that " Lucifer stood up and placed his right hand on maze's waist and his other hand on her shoulder " Lucifer : easy , love! " Chloe looked at them , maze looked at Lucifer and sat down " Maze : fine " Lucifer sat next to chloe " Lucifer : Linda , darling , why don't you tell me? Hmm? " he looked into her eyes " Linda : well .. I can't " Lucifer chuckled " Linda : I want to , but I can't " they laughed , Chloe looked at them " Linda : oh , you're the devil " he chuckled " Maze : oh that you're right about Lucifer : now , come on , Dr. Martin , I know you want to Linda : oh man , and it's really really juicy too Lucifer : I bet it is " chloe whispered " Chloe : what did you do to her? Did you roofie her? Lucifer : oh no it's not her fault , she's just reacting to me , just watch and learn , okay? " he looked into Linda's eyes again " Lucifer : right , the answer is yes , we can take a trip to pound town if we must but first you're gonna have to tell us , Linda , okay? " Linda moaned " Linda : um.. " Lucifer chuckled " Linda : OKAY .... it's grey cooper Chloe : grey Cooper? Seriously? That is juicy Lucifer : the one who's married to Amanda what's-her-chops? Chloe : yeah yeah Lucifer : oh , no , he's horrible , so square-jawed , so handsome , so vanilla , I'm quite disappointed in Delilah " Chloe sighed " Lucifer : that's truly terrible taste in the opposite sex Chloe : thank you very much Dr. Martin , we'll be in touch " she looked at Lucifer " Chloe : all right , we got to go Lucifer : yeah , of course , but I .... I made a deal , so I'm gonna have to hold up my end of the bargain , you wouldn't mind awaiting outside? Chloe : are you seriously talking about having sex with her right now? Lucifer : well , it won't take long " suddenly , Linda interrupted their conversation " Linda : I do yoga , hot .... yoga , I'm freakishly flexible , wanna see? " she kicked the air , Lucifer and maze eyed her , maze flicked her tongue out and licked her lower lip and smiled , Lucifer giggled , Chloe rolled her eyes while looking at them " Linda : wow " she chuckled " Linda : I really tried to keep that one in Lucifer : well you tried , that's what matters " Chloe got up and walked towards the door 0 Lucifer : uh , look , I'm really sorry but I'm gonna have to take a rain check , I will be back okay? Linda : I certainly hope so " she smiled " Lucifer : my word is my bond " Chloe opened the door and left , Lucifer and maze followed her , few minutes later , they were in the way to meet Grey cooper , but Chloe got a phone call " Lucifer : oh someone popular Chloe : please stop talking Chloe : hello , what? You're kidding me? Is she okay? Oh of course he's not there , thanks " she hung up " Chloe : we got to make a pit stop Lucifer : what? No absolutely not Chloe : my kid got into a fight , I got to pick her up Lucifer: what , can't she get herself home? Chloe : she's ten Lucifer : look I'm not here to help you run errands , I'm here to help you to solve a homicide Chloe : really? " Chloe grabbed the steering wheel tighter and turned it in the direction of the bend , she pressed down on the gas pedal and turned the wheel again , maze fell on lucifer's lap , they soon reached to the school , Chloe parked her car " Chloe : all right , wait here Lucifer : with pleasure " Chloe stepped out of the car and went inside " Lucifer : despise children Maze : Lucifer , what are doing here? Lucifer : saving the detective's offspring , I guess Maze : no I mean here , with Chloe Lucifer : we're solving a homicide mazie , isn't it fun? Maze : no it's not " her tone was high , he looked at her and touched her chin " Lucifer : oh mazie , I thought you liked torturing humans Maze : i do " her voice softened " Maze : she's not torturing anyone , we have been talking to these humans all day Lucifer : don't worry , we're gonna catch our killer soon and you're gonna torture him " she smiled , he saw a woman walk in the school " Lucifer : oh " he opened the door " Lucifer : I'm going inside , care to join? Maze : no I hate kids, I'll probably eat one of them on the way out " he chuckled and walked towards the school , he went inside and looked around for the girl he saw outside , he didn't find her , he sat on the bench and took out a cigarette and a lighter , he flicked the lighter , a little girl was sitting next to him " Lil girl : I don't think you're allowed to smoke In here " he put the lighter and the cigarette back in his pocket " Lucifer : oh , dear , what will become of me? Lil girl : my mother is a police officer , she could arrest you Lucifer : oh I think I might know your mother Lil girl : what's your name? Lucifer : Lucifer " she whispered " Lil girl : like the devil? Lucifer : exactly Lil girl : my name's Beatrice , but everybody calls me trixie Lucifer : that's a hookers name Trixie : what's a hooker? Lucifer : ask your mother " she smiled " Lucifer : so why are you in trouble? Trixie : see that girl over there? " she pointed at the girl sitting in front of her on the bench , he looked at her " Trixie : she was bullying me , she created a fake Snapchat account and used it to make fun of me so I kicked her in the no-no-touch-touch square " it took him a second to understand " Lucifer : oh I see , well played , indeed " he got up and walked towards the girl , he kneeled down " Lucifer : hello mean girl " she rolled her eyes " Lucifer : did you know there's a special section of hell reserved for bullies? So have fun " his eyes suddenly turned red , the girl screamed her head off , his eyes turned back to normal , Chloe came out of the principle's room Chloe : what did you do? Lucifer : oh... " he got up " Lucifer : I just think someone's feeling a little guilty " the bell rang , Chloe grabbed trixie's hand and went outside , Lucifer followed them , Trixie saw her father " Trixie : Daddy " she ran and hugged him , he hugged her back " Dan : hi , munchkin Chloe : wow shocker , you're late Dan : come on , give me a break " trixie places her hands on her ear " Dan : I'm putting a case to bed Chlo : right , like I'm not working on a case too , oh yeah , the one you tried to steal from me Dan : you mean the open and shut one , you did open and shut it , right? Chloe : I'm being diligent dan , it's a high profile case Dan : exactly , which is why you need to be smart about it " Lucifer Interrupted " Lucifer : she is smart , you're the dimwit , perhaps you should refrain from arguing in front of the child , it's unbecoming " trixie looked at Lucifer , her hands still stuck to her ear " Dan : I don't know whether to laugh or to shoot you Lucifer : surprise me " trixie giggled " Trixie : isn't he funny daddy? Chloe : hey , can you , uh drop trix at my mom's? , we got to go , thank you " she kneeled down " Chloe : Trixella, give mommy a kiss " Chloe kisses trixie's cheek " Chloe : I love you so much , good job standing up to the mean girl Trixie : thanks , mommy " Chloe smiled " Trixie : what's a hooker? " Lucifer chuckled , Chloe looked at him , he looked away " Chloe : daddy will tell you " dan giggled , he grabbed trixie's hand and walked towards the car " Trixie : bye Lucifer it was nice meeting you Chloe : hmm .. think she likes you Lucifer : of course she does , what's not to like " he fixed his suit and walked towards chloe's car , they got inside the car and went to meet Grey Cooper , they reached to the shooting area , Lucifer stood in front of a moving car , the car stopped as soon as the director yelled ' CUT ' , Lucifer smirked and placed his hands in his pocket , Chloe and maze followed him " Chloe : sorry , he's with me " Lucifer looked at the guy " Lucifer : that's not Grey Cooper " another guy came " Grey : no , of course not Chloe : we need to speak to Mr. Cooper Grey : god , Delilah , yeah , heard about that this morning " he sighed " Grey : can't believe it , we did a movie together last year , got pretty close Lucifer : lovers? Friends? Friends who were lovers? " chloe whispered " Chloe : Seattle down , I'll handle the questions " she looked at Grey " Chloe : Mr. Cooper , when did you last have contact with Delilah? Lucifer : well , actually , I just have one more question before you proceed with the boring ones " he looked into grey's eyes " Lucifer : tell me , what do you want more than anything in this world? What's your deepest darkest desire? You close your eyes , what do you see? Grey : I-I... I'm the president of the United States of America Lucifer : HA! " he looked at Chloe " Lucifer : well who's the devil now , eh? Chloe : those are some pretty big aspirations there , Mr. Cooper " soon Grey's wife arrived , she found out that Grey was having an affair with Delilah , they started fighting so they arrested them , later they went to LUX , Maze poured 3 glasses of whiskey for Lucifer , Chloe and herself , she rested her elbow on the bar and sipped whiskey , Lucifer grabbed his drink , Chloe was busy trying to solve the case " Chloe : so , Grey and Amanda have zero connection to the shooter , but the shooter had the same watch as Grey , that can't be a coincidence Maze : maybe the dead girl gave him one too , like kind of a go-to gift Chloe : well that would imply she was actually sleeping with that maggot Lucifer : really? Jimmy , 2vile , Grey Cooper , that's three other maggots she's sleeping with Chloe : I don't think there's a lot of discretion going on with her Lucifer : yeah , I suppose you got a point " she chuckled softly , maze swallowed the last bit of her drink and placed it on the bar , she walked towards Lucifer and wrapped her arms around his shoulder , Chloe looked at them , Maze flicked her tongue out and licked her lips , Lucifer looked at her and smiled mischievously " Maze : I'll go change " she spoke and walked away seductively , Lucifer and Chloe watched her go into the elevator , Lucifer smiled again and whispered " Lucifer : oh , mazie " he sipped whiskey " Chloe : god , what am I doing here? Lucifer : wrong deity but yes the eternal question " she chuckled " Chloe : no here , with you , in a bar Lucifer : well I don't know , I mean despite your proclaimed revulsion , you can't deny that there's a connection between us " she looked down and her lips curved into a smile " Lucifer : tell me , what do you actually want? Chloe : you mean what do I desire more than anything else in this life? Lucifer : yes Chloe : mm hmm Lucifer : no tricks , not that they work on you , you freak " they chuckled " Chloe : what I told you was true , I really do want to help people , my father was a cop , my mother was an actress , really cheesy one " she chuckled " Chloe : I tried the acting thing , I took off my top , wasn't really my contributing to the betterment of society Lucifer : I disagree , I love that movie " she smiled , Maze came back downstairs after she changed her clothes " Chloe : so I quit , decided to become a cop like my dad and I dealt with the whole hot tub high school thing until I became a detective and found a whole new way to ostracize myself Lucifer : The reason your ex maggot was pressuring you to close this? Chloe : yeah , yeah , there was a case , a shooting on Palmetto Street where a cop was shot and I saw it differently than pretty much everyone in my department including my ex , and I stuck my neck out , and it backfired " she looked down " Chloe : and now ..uh .. no one wants to work with me Lucifer : well , I'm available " he placed his arm on the bar and looked at her , Maze was looked at the TV " Maze : too bad you little protégé isn't here to collect the check Reporter : the soundtrack album for the movie Time Will Tell has reached number 15 on the billboard charts and is still climbing , songs and record sales... Chloe : oh wow Lucifer : what? Chloe : Delilah didn't give that watch to the drug dealer " Chloe grabbed her car keys " Chloe : come on Lucifer : is this the part you say , Lucifer , stay , good devil Chloe : I'd rather keep my eyes on you " he looked at maze and offered his hand to her " Maze : no , I think I'll stay here " he whispered " Lucifer : this is the torturing part , mazie " she sighed " Chloe : let's go " Chloe left , maze grabbed lucifer's hand and they followed her , they went o the studio , a guy was singing , Jimmy got angry " Jimmy : stop stop stop " the musics stopped " Jimmy : what is it? You got a gerbil in your throat? What's going on? Chloe : hello Jimmy Jimmy : really? Chloe : how's the album sales doing? Jimmy : what album? Chloe : soundtrack to Time Will Tell , which you produced , Whitney Houston hit the top ten for album sales after her death , Michael Jackson hit the stratosphere , not sure you'll achieve such heights having Delilah killed , but that sure is a boatload of royalty checks headed your way , guess you really needed the cash , huh? Lucifer : which is why you had to pay the shooter with your watch , the watch Delilah gave you , now that's just such , but then you are , so.. " he took out his gun and pointed it towards Lucifer , Chloe got scared , Maze sat there and played with her blades laughing , Lucifer looked at maze and laughed " Jimmy : I made her , and she ruined me , she humiliated me , she owes me Lucifer : you're not God , jimmy , you didn't make her , but you did destroy her , so I'm gonna punish you " Maze stood up and walked towards Lucifer with her blades swinging in her hands " Maze : this is gonna be fun Jimmy : you back off , you freak , I mean it , I'm not going to jail for that bitch , no chance Chloe : listen to him Lucifer , back off " Lucifer looked at Maze , she shook her head , he chuckled and looked at the scared detective standing next to him " Lucifer : I told you , I'm immortal , it's fine " the guy was about to shoot Lucifer but Chloe took out her gun and shot him before he could do anything , he fell " Maze : dammit Lucifer : why did you do that? " Lucifer yelled " Chloe : he was gonna kill you Lucifer : no , no , no , no , no , you just .... you just let him off too easy , he needs to pay he needs to suffer! Chloe : don't worry , I'm sure where he's going , the pain's coming Lucifer : no it's not actually , you know why? Because I'm here and he's ..... " before he could continue , Chloe stood in front of Lucifer and jimmy shot her , she gasped and fell in Lucifer's lap , Jimmy couldn't hold the gun anymore so her dropped it , Maze walked towards him with her blades , she grabbed jimmy's wrist and broke his arm , he screamed in pain , Lucifer caressed the detective's check , she was covered in blood " Chloe : I don't want to die " she spoke weakly " Lucifer : I won't let you , your father will have to wait for you " jimmy grabbed the gun with his other hand and shot Lucifer 3 times , Lucifer got up and walked towards jimmy angrily " Jimmy : no , please! No , no , please , please don't kill me Lucifer : oh jimmy , you're gonna wish that's all I did to you " his face turned red , jimmy screamed " - a while later - " Chloe opened her gorgeous blue eyes slowly and saw the tall British guy sitting next to her , he was looking at her and smiling " Lucifer : well , look who's back " she groaned " Chloe : how long have I been out? " he sighed " Lucifer : three years Chloe : what? " he chuckled " Chloe : you're such an ass Lucifer : thank you " she looked at Lucifer " Chloe : he was firing at her! Why aren't you ... more dead? Lucifer : you're having a very hard time with the immortal thing , aren't you? " she sighed " Chloe : what happened with , jimmy? Maze : that bitch got what he deserved " Chloe turned her head and looked at Maze " Chloe : oh you're here Lucifer : yes she is Chloe : so you said he got what he deserved , does that mean he's .... dead? " Lucifer chuckled " Lucifer : no , dear , just know that he got what he deserved Maze : after taking a few fingers of him and breaking his arm " she looked at Maze then she looked at Lucifer again " Lucifer : don't look at me , I didn't do it " Chloe closed her eyes and sighed " Chloe : what am I gonna do with you two? Lucifer : keep us of course , you'll need my charm and powers , and you'll definitely need Maze's sexiness " Maze smiled , Chloe rolled her eyes and looked at Lucifer " Lucifer : and her fighting skills obviously Maze : yeah that too " Chloe sighed " Chloe : so what now? Lucifer : well , I mean I've obviously proven myself to be an invaluable crime-fighting tool , you're a pariah in the department , I think this could be the start of a beautiful friendship , don't you? Chloe : who the hell are you? Lucifer : I told you I'm... " suddenly trixie walked in the room , she saw Lucifer standing next to her mom " Trixie : Lucifer " trixie's sweet voice echoed in the room "
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Maze : oh god " maze grabbed her blades and left the room " Lucifer : uh , yes hello child " she smiled while hugging Lucifer " Lucifer : un , just , why don't you save some of this unpleasantness for your mother , yeah " he picked trixie up and laid her next to her mother , Chloe groaned "
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Lucifer : oh , sorry Chloe : oh god " trixie looked at Chloe " Trixie : are you hurt? Chloe : I'm okay , monkey Lucifer : right , well , I'd stay for the family reunion but it's giving me terrible IBS , so , i look forward to seeing you soon , Chloe Chloe : I don't " she said jokingly " Lucifer : bye now " they smiled , Lucifer left the door , suddenly Maze looked at Chloe before the door closes " Maze : I can't believe I'm saying this but glad you're not dead , decker " Maze and Chloe smiled , Maze left the room "
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lol I tried to make this chapter shorter😭😂but I promise the next one will be
