Superfriends
1.57 pm
mikk: SOMEONE IS TRYING TO KILL SKIRT
mikk: HELP
captaincold: THERE IS AN OLD LADY HOLDING A GREEN STONE IN HER HAND
thatblondebitch: WHO THE FUCK IS SHE?
avasharpe: SOLDIER DOWN SOLDIER DOWN
lucylane: WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON
mikk: WE TOLD YOU
mikk: THERE IS AN OLD LADY
captaincold: SHE IS LUNATIC
captaincold: AND SHE'S HOLDING A GREEN STONE
thatblondebitch: SHE HAS KRYPTONITE
avasharpe: SHE'S TRYING TO KILL KARA
avasharpe: WE NEED HELP
avasharpe: Oh wait.
avasharpe: Detective Sawyer shot her in the back.
avasharpe: We are good.
thstblondebitch: DAMN SAWYER
thatblondebitch: THE OLD BITCH IS DOWN
lenaluthor: That old lady is my mother.
lenaluthor: She's trying to kill Kara every week.
lenaluthor: It's ok.
lucylane: Is that Lillian Luthor??
superpuppy: yes...
superpuppy: don't worry guys she likes me
superpuppy: she just can't show her love
thatblondebitch: are you saying that this old bitch lady is lena's mother?
lenaluthor: Yes, she's my 'old bitch' mother.
thatblondebitch: damn...
thatblondebitch: you have some serious mommy issues
superpuppy: yeah she definitly have some mommy issues
superpuppy: but i have mommy issues too
superpuppy: lee has also brother issues
superpuppy: i think j'onn has brother issues too
papabear: i have brother issues, yes
hotstuff: mags and i have daddy issues
hotstuff: lucy has daddy issues too
theitguy: don't forget me
hotstuff: yeah winn has too
queengrant: and i have mommy issues
queengrant: but she's a bitch
queengrant: so this is her problem
guardian: i don't have any issues
hotstuff: no you have hero syndrome
guardian: oh that's true...
supermommy: hi i'm eliza
supermommy: i'm the only normal person in this family
hotstuff: no mom
hotstuff: you have husband issues
supermommy: oh fluff
thatblondebitch: i told you guys
thatblondebitch: they are more problematic than us
avasharpe: Yes...
avarsharpe: Now i believe you.
superpuppy: where is snart and rory??
thatblondebitch: they probably saw a bank that could be robbed
thatblondebitch: they will be back soon
superpuppy: ok then
superpuppy: i won't be available for a few hours
superpuppy: don't call me or lena unless it's not an emergency
hotstuff: me and mags are busy too
thatblondebitch: me and ava won't be available either
lucylane: who will stop the duo from robbing banks?
hotstuff: you are an agent too
hotstuff: find your way
lucylane: damn it
lucylane: james grab your shield
lucylane: we are going to stop the robbery
guardian: HELL YEAH
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